New challenge For every like on this post I... will have to do one edge before I’m allowed to pop 💦 Any triggers sent to me will add another edge If I fail and go over the edge then whoever caused me to fail will choose whatever punishment I have to do 🫣 #wankchat #wankbattleshow more

New clip: home wrecked marriage Do you think I... have mercy, do you know what I sick things I want to make you do to really have you on edge? 🩷 Available on LF and IWCshow more

Man says, "If I lose my health insurance, I... will go to the doctor just like I always do, and when I get a bill I won’t pay it. If I lose my food assistance, I will go to the store like I always do, and I will get my food and I will not pay for it."show more

A dream trio of brats 🥵 I want you... to pump and edge for each brat 😈 Once you’ve given them all at least one edge choose which brat you’re going to give all that built up gooner juice 💋 #wankchat #wankbattle #tiktokbratsshow more

ME: I will be arrested if I go to... do my job, if I go to report? ISRAELI COP: Yesshow more

I am just going to say it. I have... been approached by a group of assistants to congress people that want to build Federal Restricted Robot Laws. I helped some of these folks over a decade ago and they were sane. What do they want to do? LICENSES FOR ALL HUMANOID ROBOTS! It will be up to $50,000 per year and will override any state laws, the average owner will pay about $5,000 per year! The robot WILL have a FREAKING LICENSE PLATE! Or face impounding. THE ROBOT MUST HAVE A POLICE APPROVED REMOTE DISABLE SWITCH! I offered my position and basically said this will fail their party and humanity. But it will also fail the US as it will send us to the dark ages. I made my point an said I will post about it. No hard feelings because the staff is even quite concerned. The anti clanker movement is taking hold fast. YOU HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED. IF YOU ARE IN THIS INDUSTRY, ACT NOW!show more

I'm sorry if everyone is leaving Peach And Me... to fate and won't trend on Saturday but I will be trending. Doing it for my boys, this is the only series we have this year and I'm not leaving the last episode to fate, thank you. Even if it's only 200 posts I will do on Saturday I will do itshow more

this video will never fail to not make me... laugh cause WHY did they have lewis do all that😭show more

the message 🐯 sent to 🐻 on ig because... he wanted him to do the 200 duet challenge tgt 🐯hello i’m nct mark i’m such a fan and have been looking out for you during promotions, i have a new song out.. would you like to film a duet challenge with me? i like your voice a lotshow more

“Pull me out and I will do whatever you... want, I will be your servant!” Syrian child saying to the rescuershow more

How about this for incentive to make me go... 24/7... For every pack of diapers people get me on my throne.. I will wear that pack 24/7 even to work. And of course will submit checks whenever possible. So if you want me to do it, you know what to do.show more

To all the EFF members that have been complaining... about me Masimba wenu ukuthi you block me or not I don’t give a fuck. Hambani nozishayisa emabondeni. I will still post if I am tagged and it is against you I will post. Angeke ngazo controller yi khotha mdidi Mina niyezwa bo munu angithi nihlala ningisukela. Futhi whoever has a campaign to decampaign them please plug me I will gladly do take the campaign even for freeshow more

Oh no! I have to go outside like this?... People will recognize and laugh at me! How embarassing!show more

I have another vid I recorded just after this... one. Full release in the video and maybe ill send it to you. Cashapp me a crisp one and ill send it to you. Will delete this post later lolshow more

I will go to Jamaica just to learn this... job🤭❤️. And I will even do it for free 😭show more

🐱: 'i will try to follow taehyungie suggestion' 🐱:... 'bcs i know that taehyungie can follow my opinions' 🐱: 'so i will do whatever taehyungie suggest and focus on what taehyungie wants to do' 🐻: 'woahhh 😃' 🐱: 'if we are likely to have a fight... we will hold our hands'show more

They say "Alysa is dating" and then Alysa says... "If I were to date someone, we’d each have to make tons of sacrifices. It’s just not worth it at this point to build something. I think when it comes, it will. I love being single, I really do. I do see myself being single for a long time. Especially right now, I choose friendships over relationships any day." 😁show more