Next.js is now operational. Dev and Prod. Certified boogeyman,... I'm the one that up the score with 'em.show more

My friends have been playing Create Aeronautics, and I'm... happy to report that The Pink Sphere is fully operational.show more

Now I'm enjoying my vacation. I'll be operational with... customs and cam from September. Infoshow more

💥 The 20th Army is knocking out engineering equipment.... Now the militants have one excavator less. Operational Group Zapad. P.S. What kind of baseless optimism is this? Impressive. I really want to ask them, where on earth did you think you were going with that machine? Who gave you the operational assessment that you could go anywhere with it? 🤡🤷🏻‍♂️show more

Ronaldo: "My challenge is to score 1000 goals with... one difference, all the goals that I score they have videos." No one cooks the haters better than this guy does 😭show more

That one Siege dev ignoring all the missed calls... from his boss right nowshow more

T.I.'s comeback track “LET ‘EM KNOW” is now officially... RIAA-certified Platinum 💿🔥 The track became the first song of the year to be certified Gold earlier this year 🏆show more

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Halloween: The Game is launching with a terrifying number... of satisfying weapon and environmental executions. Throughout the week, we'll be sharing a collection of gruesome kills that demonstrate Michael's resourceful brutality. If you're not afraid of the Boogeyman now, you will be...show more

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NOW - Trump: "I'm going to be meeting with... generals, and with admirals and with leaders, and if I don't like somebody I'm gonna fire em right on the spot."show more

Another entry into the "If you don't wish to... know the score, then look away now." From 1997. (This one is flirting with copyright)show more

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.The Professor is here with a lesson – and... it’s certified fire! 🔥 See #ShadowForce in theaters this Friday. Get tickets nowshow more

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The BOOGEYMAN of the Middleweight division. What's funny is... that his grappling is next level and he hasn't even used it in his first two UFC fights.show more

METS SCORE ANOTHER AND JESSE WINKER IS FIRED THE... FUCK UPshow more