No one: My sim after I leave my desk... for two minutes:show more

This is me still laughing at my own jokes... ten minutes AFTER no one else found it funnyshow more

I found a 1930s perpetual desk calendar for my office

How I informed my one night stand that it... was time for her to leaveshow more

One of the reasons I won't leave my country

After scrolling for 35 minutes in my tl, I... want to post this diva for all the haters.show more

🥹 Zelensky reveals what he wants to do after... the war “After the war, I need some time to be with my family and by the sea. No one will be able to take my sea away from me. I will fight for it,” Zelensky said. He was responding to a suggestion that after the war, political life might leave him no time to rest.show more

‘More than 6.5 MILLION American children have been signed... up’ for Trump Accounts — Leavitt ‘Including MY two kids, who I signed up during my maternity leave’show more

what my mum says whenever I leave the house... after 7pmshow more

“Sonic,my hero!” “Have no fear!” “I can’t see!” “Leave... my friends alone!”show more

After waiting almost two hours for my food I... checked DoorDash and I never placed the order…show more

Dress one or two for my birthday ?

Me in my room after a mental breakdown and... two days of nonstop crying for no reasonshow more

Me soon after my boss approves my sick leave

me soon after my boss approves my sick leave

Oh noo I seem to have outgrown my desk... for some reason.. anyway what's for dinner? 😇show more