no one: my toddler, unprompted:

My toddler 5 mins after waking up

SHOCKING! Toddler cures her dad's stomachache with just one sentence.

My toddler might have the prettiest hair ever

Me, by myself, completely unprompted:

No traveling in toddler basketball only hoop 🤣 (via takemel/TT)

no one: absolutely no one: deadass no one: my brain:

if josh is known for one thing it’s taking... naps on set omg this toddlershow more

Very sad, no one cares about my family 😭... Very sad, no one cares about my family 😭 Very sad, no one cares about my family 😭 Very sad, no one cares about my family 😭 Very sad, no one cares about my family 😭 Very sad, no one cares about my family 😭show more

Just a toddler chimp doing toddler chimp things. 🐵😍

look at him doing this kind of shit UNPROMPTED LMFAOOOOO

One moment, they're sitting quietly on my desk in... the Chambers; the next, they're a full-out toddler running through the Legislature grounds. Where does the time go? 🥲show more

On this episode of 1000 ways to unalive 💀... a toddler starring the one and only Chriseanshow more

A Lurker sent this to me unprompted. Now I... am mad.show more

Little toddler.. 😅

NO NO NO NO NO NO ONE OF MY... BEST SCORESshow more

no one: my posts:

No one: My brain: