Nobody warned me about the timeline

...nobody warned me about Boone's forehead GODDAMN😭😭how does one... achieve such a head shapeshow more

nobody warned me that Argentinian pizza is so goated 🐐

Nobody warned me that the hardest part of wearing... a fursuit wasn’t the heat. It’s the itchy nose!show more

Is this the toxic yuri they’ve warned me about?

Me, coming out of the relationship I was warned about.

Big Dunc warned us, but nobody listened.

Nobody warned Scott that love comes with consequences.

The Corvette they warned you about

WAS NOBODY GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THIS?????

Timeline cleanse that nobody will see because I am deboosted.

started #rivals for the age gap romance but no... one warned me about declan o’hara? A DILF.show more

Me asf bcos nobody gaf about y'all's performative outrage... about Nickishow more

Nobody makes it out of this timeline unBONKed❗️❗️❗️

Me & my boo that nobody knows about

This take is so detached from reality it’s almost... impressive.... It’s not some secret male curse nobody warned you about it is pure mental illness...show more

Let me distract the timeline