not a Pen for me

Rewatched the Mudryk penalty a million times because people... were telling me it’s not a pen but how is that not a pen? If Milner doesn’t kick his ankles, Mudryk gets to that ball? 🥴show more

Not given as a pen

i hate retyping my notes so i made a... pen that does it for meshow more

Let me take a pen next time

I have always wanted to know how to spin... a pen but unfortunately there’s just not enough risk in that for me so I upped the ante and im using a knife . day one:show more

Okay lets say I agree it's a pen, Tell... me why it's not a penalty in a match between Cristiano Ronaldo Al-Nasr Vs Al-Hilal.show more

C0mmission for Penny pen pen poor guy taking a... beating from my favorite drummer shark 🫣🫣🫣show more

⚽️ A pen 🗣️Why did u bring it? ⚽️Actually... I don’t intend to bring it with me. This happened at airport, phi phi forgot to bring pen(for sign). So, I decided to prepare one for fc who forgot to bring pen but needs my signature. I can lend them and sign it gulfkanawut #gulfkanawutshow more

the only way to make good drawings with a... pen is to first make lots of bad drawings with a pen, i guess. then somebody sent me a picture of their catshow more

no, not me, it’s for a friend

You can’t convince me this isn’t a pen🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Crushmetric pen, a metallic, shape-shifting pen by artist Noah Deledda,

me in year 8 when they gave me my... pen licenseshow more

Jensen’s aggressively jealousy pen tapping will never not be... funny 😭show more

These are just a FRACTION of the people that... have NOT gotten into the pen to see the parade.show more