Okay so I was stoned STONED last night

not so stoned faced anymore

Last night I got so stoned I ate an... entire box of Double Stuf Golden Oreos (with whole milk) and now I’m the Mayor of Stomachache City. I’m sitting on a Zoom call like this trying not to dieshow more

When I was in NYC I spotted a UFO... disguised as a plastic bag. I was stoned but this is for real!!!show more

Retweet if you’re stoned

When I’m really stoned and feeling my puss I... do thisshow more

HR asking me if I have been showing up... to work stonedshow more

let's get stoned outside 2gether✨️

i love getting stoned and basking in my beauty... while tormenting subs🫦show more

This is how stoned I’m trynna get

Stoned out of my gourd watching CSPAN

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"I tried to do a cool move for the... e! shot but I was a little stoned and the camera moves fast and like an alien arm"show more

When Sasuke tomb-stoned Naruto off a whole cliff 😭

If you can see this tweet, you better be... stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️show more

If you can see this tweet, you better be... stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️show more

Okay so I finally watched Annihilation (2018) last night... and who was gonna tell me this is where that fuckass sound comes from 😭show more

okay...diesmal sind wir über unter einer Brücke (wow Überraschung)... und sowjetischefotze macht irgendwelche komischen Gesichtszüge und schaut komplett stoned aus...joa alles beim alten wa?show more

If you can see this tweet, you better be... stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️show more

If you can see this tweet, you better be... stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️show more