Okay so I was stoned STONED last night

not so stoned faced anymore

Last night I got so stoned I ate an... entire box of Double Stuf Golden Oreos (with whole milk) and now I’m the Mayor of Stomachache City. I’m sitting on a Zoom call like this trying not to dieshow more

When I was in NYC I spotted a UFO... disguised as a plastic bag. I was stoned but this is for real!!!show more

Retweet if you’re stoned

When I’m really stoned and feeling my puss I... do thisshow more

HR asking me if I have been showing up... to work stonedshow more

let's get stoned outside 2gether✨️

i love getting stoned and basking in my beauty... while tormenting subs🫦show more

This is how stoned I’m trynna get

Stoned out of my gourd watching CSPAN

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"I tried to do a cool move for the... e! shot but I was a little stoned and the camera moves fast and like an alien arm"show more

When Sasuke tomb-stoned Naruto off a whole cliff 😭

If you can see this tweet, you better be... stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️show more

goodnight to my Stoned butches and my High femmes <333

If you can see this tweet, you better be... stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️show more

If you can see this tweet, you better be... stoned 🧘🏻‍♀️show more

Okay so I finally watched Annihilation (2018) last night... and who was gonna tell me this is where that fuckass sound comes from 😭show more

okay...diesmal sind wir über unter einer Brücke (wow Überraschung)... und sowjetischefotze macht irgendwelche komischen Gesichtszüge und schaut komplett stoned aus...joa alles beim alten wa?show more