omfg if my man EVER told me that 😅

me haunting my man if I ever die before him;

This is the best Nicki Minaj edit that I’ve... ever seen in my life omfg!show more

Something told me that was going to happen 🤭😅

the most truest truth ever told 😅

OMFG MY BIGGEST WIN EVER THANK YOU Shuffle.com RT... + REPLY FOR $25 TIP for 5 DIFFERENT PEOPLE (doubled if on code "Ditter")show more

me listening to my man talk about my attitude 🙄😅

"My days are numbered," one man in Tehran told me.

Would you believe me if I told you this... is a Japanese Man?show more

Can’t believe my WIFE got my man OpTic Scump... calling me out this morning. AS IF I WOULD EVER miss a match. She’s lucky that we are locked into this wall for life. #GreenWallshow more

“because i’ll do anything that woman asks of me... i’d sell my soul to the devil himself if allie told me to”show more

U will never believe me if I told u... this this person na manshow more

Asking my grandmas if they’ve ever done anything crazy... for a manshow more

A friend once told me that the true measure... of a man...show more

Lorena: "You're the most beautiful policewoman I've ever seen... in all of São Paulo. If you want, you can arrest me, lock me up in your police station." OMFG #loquinha #trêsgraçasshow more

if she told me that, we'd make that child... with just our fingershow more

If nobody else told you today…😅 #TGIF