“ pardon me if i have offended you unknowingly “

And if I offended you then im going to... remind you all in Advance 😈🖕show more

"Pardon me, but could I trouble you for a... few pets?"show more

I have been offended for the last time!

“ i have it if you want me” i... need a momentshow more

I love me so much. If you have me... keep me🤭🔥show more

If you saw me irl, would you assume I... have an ed ?show more

Sorry this made me smile. Apologies if offended. This... is how you use the crossing apparently.😳😳😳😳show more

🔥🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump announced that Diddy asked him... for a pardon so he can come back home. Trump: "A lot of people have asked me for a pardon. I call him Puff Daddy, has asked me for a pardon."show more

“you don’t have to tell me if you ever... think of me, i know you see me dancing wildly in the fog of your memory… you don’t have to tell me, i can still believe”show more

TRUMP: “A lot of people have asked me for... pardons… I call him ‘Puff Daddy’ has asked me for a pardon.”show more

Have you ever seen someone get offended by meat... emojis? Well now you have 🤣🤣🤣show more

HM. cyno you have NO REASON to be this... offended 😭show more

If you saw me like this, what career would... you guess I have? 🧐😏show more

You guys, waterson’s mom is trolling me, I don’t... know whether to be offended or flattered 😂😂😂show more

“jollibee? i don’t know if i’ve tried that, (she... was confused hearing the gasps) WAITTT is that bad??? you guys are so offended, jesus. give me a break!” IM CRYINGGGG 😭😭😭show more

I usually have an electric car.. If you saw... me struggling with the gas pump, would you help me?? 🥺show more

If we’ve ever offended you, please forgive us and... vote for us😭🥹show more

Pardon me... Squeeze me... Pardon me.... Coming through....... #Brainerdzoo 😜