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MY WIFE: “Can you promise me you won’t talk... about #uranium in front of my family & friends this weekend?” ME:show more

🐶: i promise i won’t get mad 🐶: you... promise too 🐷: i promise i won’t get mad 🐶: i won’t get mad / making eo promise not to get mad 😭😭 why are they like a little kids lolshow more

I promise you won’t believe who pops up

Me: I promise I won’t get political. One drink later:

Grow out your hair … I promise you won’t... regret itshow more

what’s ur weakness? I promise I won’t use it... against you…show more

I won’t tell your girlfriend daddy if you promise... not to 🤫show more

I promise i won’t.

Take me out for walkies!! I promise I won’t... tug on the leash~ Wuuff!show more

When I am upset, just kiss me and I... promise I won’t be upset anymore.show more

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