Riftmaker would have saved me there

How much would you have saved up?! 😂

If you start saving ₦1,000 daily from today, by... Christmas, you would have saved ₦789,750. Start now, thank me latershow more

Man, this sure would have saved some backbreaking work... in my day!!show more

🚨BREAKING NEWS Iranian Supreme Leader Khamenei: "If nations were... saved through friendship with America, Ukraine would have been saved long ago, and if nations were destroyed, Iran would have been finished long ago."🇮🇷show more

I don’t believe in premonitions. And yet, the inevitability... of this is almost supernatural. I doubt there was a Blue alive who wasn’t certain that Young would either miss or have his effort savedshow more

What would you have done if you were there?

she would have fixed that if she was there

I literally just learned this. Could have saved me... so much time in college.show more

Would have stopped right there & fished on purpose

It was an elephant so it saved the deer.... If it was a human it would have made a video first.show more

“We saved Shia Iran from Israel, otherwise Iran would... have been obliterated.” - Pak Sunni defence analyst Sunni Pakistan sold its dignity to the US for aid & leftovers, now claims it “saved” Shia Iran. only thing Pak has ever saved is its begging bowl.show more

Some of the stuff I have saved on my... phone just cracks me up lolshow more

The shuttle driver saved lives right there!

GREATEST THERE IS GREATEST THERE WAS GREATEST THERE EVER... WILL BE MESSI SAVED ARGENTINA AGAINshow more

Well, would you look at that: CJ Stroud banging... it in to Jaylin Noel on the quick out to convert on 3rd down. I just saved the Texans offense. Is there any other football you'd like me to fix?show more

If I knew there would be this many cows... I would have brought more jugs 🍼🐮show more