Science can't disprove it, so I'm going with this. 🦖🧻

Serving science with a side of sass 🦖💅

i can't stop watching this video i'm going crazy...... men that know how to move are SO SEXYshow more

"I can't find a wife so I'm going to... end the world"show more

I can't stop watching this 😭 How is it... going through that so easily?show more

.Pat McAfee: "What is your major brother?" Otto: "I'm... a computer science major." Pat: "So what does that mean, going forward you're going to do what?" Otto: "Computer science." Pat: "Yes you are!" 🤣show more

why he so smol? science can't explain that

can't believe it happens... so i'm calling u out 🥺

Wait so ARTPOP soup is actually real? I've seen... multiple fans post about it now. I can't find any information about it, I'm confused.. what's going on 🤨show more

Spider mites! These are the worst! I don't think... I'm going to beat them. Might as well go get new soil now. You can't win fighting these little fuckers. This is my living soil batch and it costed me so much money and this is only like the 3rd use of it. I'm so mad. Any advice?show more

Bloody hell, why do all you tinies taste so... minging?! I can't take it!! – I'm CRUSHING the lot of ya and you'll LOVE it! Vampire kaiju need proper blood, not this rubbish! What's a giantess to do? Catch the full Seedance 2.0 animation in the link below! Titchies! 🧛‍♀️🦖show more

So I've been making Chicken Parmesan wrong all this... time?🤷‍♂️ I'm definitely going to try it this way, it looks delicious!🤤show more

So apparently this kind of walk forward is called... "aura farming". I'm going to be so hip with the kidsshow more

i'm just so obsessed with how gorgeous he looked... here, for an online meeting mind you. I can't get over itshow more

I want it, but it won't look like this... on me, so I'm going to pass. She looks great 🔥 🔥show more

"I can't do it like Wesker does" I'M LAUGHING... SO HARD HELP MEshow more

so… are you actually going to do it? I'm... waiting :))show more