Sorry i was ever born

🌙💬 have you ever been bald? 🐶 i think... i was bald like...once....when i was born.......show more

i am ever so sorry xxxx

“I am so sorry that anyone has ever made... you feel like a disappointment.” I KNEW HE WAS ALWAYS THE ONEshow more

“ever since i was born, my mum raised me... like an angel, my dad taught me how to fight devils”show more

🆑️: (grabs one movie) i'm not born when this... was happening! (grabs another) i was not born when this happened! (grabs another) i was probably born... 😭show more

I WAS BORN SAVAAAGEEEE

I was born yesterday!

No amount of governmental gaslighting will ever convince me... that Britain is better today than before I was born. ⏳️🌹show more

i was born unemployable

i was born unemployable

“ever since i was born, my mom raised me... like an angel, my dad taught me how to fight devils” - mark leeshow more

The most unserious edit I have ever done and... I am sorry! :')show more

I wish I was born naturally skinny

I was born this way

Dear Royal X, I’m sorry and excuse me but... I just want to remind everyone to please KEEP CALM and thank God he was born first!!!! 🥵 🔥 💦show more

I quit cave diving when I was born

i was high sorry #phainon

mady Sorry, I was working!