STEALING SHREK'S WIFE

1ST CANDIDATE SAYS HE WILL ENRICH HIS FAMILY AND... FRIENDS. 2ND CANDIDATE SAYS IF YOU ARE NOT STEALING, YOUR WIFE NOT STEALING & YOUR CHILDREN NOT STEALING, YOU’VE CUT IT DOWN BY 50%. KNOW WHERE TO PITCH YOUR TENT!show more

This heartwarming video of a penguin stealing a stone... to make his wife happy will brighten your dayshow more

Imagine a thief stealing your credit card but you... didn't report it because the third is spending less than your wife.show more

"I'm stealing your wife" being improv from spencer because... he knew from the very start they would be endgame. I'm mind blown 🙃show more

Stealing Society Song: Stealing Society by SOAD

e graduate from stealing him friend laptop to stealing... him colleague sound organic growth !show more

Stealing skill -5

Pretty annoyed that Colin Jost is funny, handsome, has... ripped arms I just found out about, and managed to give flowers to his wife at the end of SNL without stealing the moment.show more

Orange stealing fish

Who’s stealing this??

Stealing with cuteness

Consequences of stealing 😙

Anthony Volpe caught stealing

bro is stealing aura

stop stealing from him!

Smoothest caught stealing ever

josh stealing. josh dealing.

Is this considered stealing