Still being a productive slut getting your dick dosage... during that dreadful 9-5 when having *muahh* 💋being looped on your screen.show more

Renegade being able to stay upright after being shoved... by 5(!) horses, getting in a good position despite being in the innermost gate for a late surger, and still making 2nd sorry I didnt understand your game renegadeshow more

🐮 That moment when you reveal your childhood dream... of being a cow to Bret Baier during The Five handoff! 😂show more

Imagine being so based & auramaxxed that your ghost... still haunts a sitting PM even 62 yrs after your death.show more

a ‘high note warning’ alert being shown on the... screen during carat’s blue karaoke 😭😆show more

Being a model is not as easy as it... looks. Imagine having to stand on your tiptoes in heels like this, keep your balance, strike the perfect pose, and still make it look effortless.show more

Q: "Are you still committed to Article 5 of... NATO?" Trump: "It depends on your definition…I'm committed to being their friend." So…that’s a noshow more

Keep your screen from being seen. Can your phone... do that? Introducing the first phone with a built-in Privacy Display — the all-new Galaxy S26 Ultra. Pre-order yours now.show more

Velveteen Dream claims he's still being talked about after... not being on TV for five years. "Better promo, better body and better workrate than all your favorites still on TV."show more

When your mental health is getting bad but you... don’t say nothing bc you’re probably just being dramatic.show more

Imagine being on vacation, getting a call about damage... to your home, and then seeing this on your home surveillance video. It happened to a Heights homeowner over the weekend:show more

Being planet shaped, needing an assistance tool to wipe... yourself, and having your own gravitational pull and thinking it’s what “power feels like” shows that being a glutton makes you mentally retarded.show more

Jaafar still staying in michael mode even when he's... allowing his body to take a break. Talk about being devoted to your roleshow more

Woman pretending to be a man says being a... man means getting your stomach hairs caught in your sweatpants drawstrings. Are the asylums ready yet? (clashingirony on TT)show more

Imagine being a man and having the one and... only Barbara Palvin as your wife 🛐show more

nani let me hold your hand when i tell... you that sky was being dead ass serious that was NOT a jokeshow more

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding... children instead of bombing them.show more