that I’m your …

“I’m that bitch on your TV”

All I’m saying is that at first I’m shy... and then I’m acting like this in your phoneshow more

That side-eye says, “I’m not your servant”

“I’m gonna say something that will make you lose... your mind…”show more

Secret Service: “Is that the ghost of your trigger... finger I’m seeing?”show more

Your master cleans up great, go send that cash... while I’m out🕴️show more

just a reminder that I’m superior and you’re inferior.... Your welcome! <3show more

I’m very offended, I’m offended by the entitlement, I’m... offended at my country being changed and it’s buildings turned into mosques, I’m offended that you are protected more than the indigenous of my country, I’m offended that you throw rubbish on my streets like your home !show more

“I like that you just haven’t taken off your... jersey” -Big Cat “I’m not. I’m sleeping in this, I’m going on WUB and then I’m doing it all again tomorrow” -Dana Beersshow more

today I want to remind seokjin that I’m nothing... without your love as well.show more

Just woke up I know I’m the first thing... that comes to your mind sniff, serve ,send that Cashshow more

👩🏻: I’m your fan & you’re my ideal type!!... 🐯: thank you, but isn’t he your boyfriend?? 👩🏻: yes, that’s right! 🐯: huh?? He is your boyfriend but I am your ideal type..? Is that okay for you? 👦🏻: I’m totally fine bc I’m also your fan 😂 🐯: oh.. I see, thank you ☺️ #주헌show more

Can you tell that I’m a lil tipsy? Anyways... give me your money boytoy 🧸show more

When I’m not on my duck phone, I’m on... Noble Mobile, the phone carrier that pays you to use your phone less. Noble Mobileshow more

Was there any thought that tonight was your last... game with the Lakers? LeBron James: “I’m not going to answer that.”show more

I’m sending $ to someone that likes & reposts... Drop your cashtag or dm me your Apple Pay 🍀#cashapp #fypシ゚viralshow more

I’m sending $ to someone that likes & reposts... Drop your cashtag or dm me your Apple Pay 🍀#cashapp #fypシ゚viralshow more

I’m sending $ to someone that likes & reposts... Drop your cashtag or dm me your Apple Pay 🍀#cashapp #fypシ゚viralshow more