The always iconic argument between Penner and Candice "...You... know what? That's bollocks, and you know it..." “…Yeah, because you're trying to weasel your way in somehow." “…I'm saying you're trying to weasel your way in. ‘Weasel’ is a verb in this situation." #Survivor #SurvivorCookIslandsshow more

Watters: You're saying that if you grab a cow's... udder and you get underneath it and you just squirt it into your mouth—you're saying that's not healthy? Gutfeld: You’re trying to get clipped again?show more

Crockett: And I know you got upset and put... on a show for your boss because it seems like you're trying to save your job when it came to talking to senator booker yesterdayshow more

You're on the Tube in London trying to get... to work and you're stuck because of these inbred invaders! What would you do?show more

Kerrville mayor to reporters trying to ask him questions:... "Guess what? You're in Kerrville and we're gonna do it my way."show more

Your mail didn't arrive on time? Your Social Security... check didn't come? You're on the hook for thousands of dollars in medical bills because your Medicaid is gone? Better suck it up, because Elon thinks you're a fraudster if you complain and trying to do something about it.show more

"It doesn't matter what standards you set, you're going... to get criticized for it. So set the standards you believe in because you're going to pay a price for your standards no matter what you choose. Don't set standards to make people happy and then pay a price for trying to make people happy instead of choosing the standards you actually believe in."show more

𝗤 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲.... You always have to reframe. In trading, you always have to reframe things in a positive way. Otherwise you're never gonna make it because you're gonna have some incredible setbacks, all of us. The only thing that is guaranteed in the financial markets are hardships and setbacks. And it's how you handle those that determine your future success.show more

“what's something in life that you're still trying to... figure out?” max : "I'm straightforward. maybe that's not always appreciated but that's the way i am, and i mean it's very simple like you can like me or not. i don't force anyone to like me. That's life" bro 🥹show more

Sen. Warnock to RFK: "I think you're dangerous to... the American public and you ought to be fired. And if you're not fired, you ought to have the decency to resign. You're way in over your head."show more

Me: I've given up my past, my life...and even... my name. But if you're going to stand in my way, I'm going to have to make you step aside. Barista: I know you're excited for Like a Dragon Gaiden, but this is a coffee shop. Here's your latte. Become Joryu on November 9.show more

"I mean, let's face it, he's like a bandy-legged... little troll who, you know, sort of, like, scampers around with his tooth missing and, you know, is in and out of the bushes and never washes." #Survivorshow more

It doesn't matter if you have Sharma in your... name, it creates little difference. You've to shoot in the way you're asked to, you've to wear what you've been given. It doesn't come easy way, you've to earn it The harder you grind in the present, the better your future becomes..show more

🇨🇳 Saw my first actually useful robot You know... those toll way machines and you're always too far off the machine and have to hang out the window to pay, or you're too close and your wheel hits the side In Beijing they have a robot arm for it Although to be fair in Europe we just have a sensor we glue to the windshield and it auto charges your bank via IBAN So maybe not so useful But it looks cool!show more

When you're running a monkey farm and you want... to know what the fuck Frankenstein is doing with your timeshow more

You know things are rough in this country when... you're forced to put a grate and barbed wire into your roof ceiling.show more