the bug that refuses to die on your kitchen floor

reading the receipt from the bar after waking up... on the kitchen floor:show more

For all the die hard nimble minded Trudeau supporters... here’s your answer to why Pierre Poilievre refuses to walk into Justin’s trap.show more

When I poison the milk to catch Santa and... find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)show more

When I poison the milk to catch Santa and... find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)show more

When I poison the milk to catch Santa but... find my dad lying on the kitchen floor (Santa killed my dad)show more

LABOURER BREAKS FLOOR TILES AFTER OWNER ALLEGEDLY REFUSES TO... PAY WAGESshow more

Prompt: "Fly through the center of the racing gates... that are on the floor. You will have to adjust your height to get through the center"show more

Matt Walsh Here's what he did to her. And... the rest let her die scared and alone on the nasty floorshow more

When your toy sticks to the wall and blows... your mind—yeah, that’s Gravity 😏💥 Shower? Floor? Kitchen counter? It’s your house… make it your playground. Where would you play your Gravity?😈 #Lovense #thrustingdildo #sextoyshow more

Agent Truffles has reviewed your bug reports. First wave... of beta bug reports closed out. The boys salute the testers. On to full release. #WienerDefense #indiedev #gamedev #godot #towerdefense #インディーゲームshow more

🚨 AMERICAN WOMAN BUILDS A FULL SNACK BAR IN... HER BED TO AVOID WALKING TO THE KITCHEN Not on a nightstand. Not in a drawer. In the bed. Chips. Cookies. Bagel with cream cheese. Cheese-and-pretzel packs. Fresh juice like she’s on hospital watch. All laid out within arm’s reach… because she wakes up in the middle of her sleep STARVING and refuses to walk to the kitchen. When did walking to the kitchen become optional?show more

pick your fighter 😭 piss on the floor daughter... vs shit on the floor son 😭😭😭show more

we girls just want to bring that vibe on... the dance floorshow more

ALLOA, THE PLACE TO STAY GET YOUR BOOTY ON... THE FLOOR TONIGHTTTT MAKE MY DAY.show more

The owner lives on the last floor but dropped... her gas cylinder in front of someone else’s kitchen. Make it make sense 👀show more

The big ROBOT bug on the top encounters the... real bugshow more

Robot bug on the right meets real bug

The big ROBOT bug on the right encounters the... real bugshow more