The perfect crime

SURPRISE!!! My new single “Perfect Crime” comes out next... Friday 🤍 who has already heard it live?? 👀show more

CRIME IS LEGAL IN CRYPTO 🚨 "This is the... crime supercycle"show more

the crime the criminal

Another in the bank for The Daily Show Thank... you to all the writers who made this a perfect piece! And to my writer and partner in crime lol Lenny Marcus See yall tonight for show at Town Hall!!show more

"the perfect combo doesn't exist" the perfect combo:

🔥THE PERFECT PLANK = THE PERFECT CORE 🔥

The liberal myth that poverty causes crime is disputed... by the Great Depression, which had a decreasing crime rate as unemployment soared to 25%. Unemployment sucks, but it doesn’t cause crime.show more

The secret ingredient is crime.

THE PERFECT DIME! THE PERFECT SLAM 😱 #GigEm | pharrelpayne

The only crime he committed was loving Sindh and... her integrity. The only crime he committed was daring to dream. #JusticeForAfzalLundshow more

Miller: Minnesota was once a pristine state. Perfect education,... no crime, no unrest, no violence and then they ruined all of it—Present Trump is saving it.show more

Good crime laws create good times; good times make... people think the crime laws are racist 🤣show more

Perfect dip, perfect flip, perfect double dredge and stuck... in the landing.show more

In this case, the punishment fit the crime.

Perfect ball. Perfect over-the-shoulder grab.

From money laundering to fraud, financial crime drains $3.1... trillion from the global economy 💸 Here, our partner, Inigo, breaks down the biggest sources of financial crime using data from Nasdaq’s 2024 Global Financial Crime Report.show more

Always Dort at the scene of the crime 🤦🏽‍♂️

The perpetrator passed out at the crime scene 😭