The shit I’m on today

They ain’t ready for the shit I’m on

typa shit I’m on

Kinda shit I’m on rn

Type shit we’re on today

I’m immediately back on my “Steelers are gonna win... the Super Bowl” shitshow more

type of shit we’re on today

this the typa shit i’m on at my aunts... until the mac and cheese ready to eatshow more

The only holiday I’m celebrating today is Theophany on... the old calendar.show more

Somebody probably talking shit to me on Roblox: Me... because i’m on console:show more

my wife is in labour on hour 2 and... I’m just showing her the most random shitshow more

Today is the day I won’t get faster. Today... I’ll get passed and that’s ok. Today my run won’t get any kudos on Strava, my watch will tell me I’m unproductive and that’s fine too. Today I’m just going to chill on my feet. Today I’m doing exactly what I need for tomorrow.show more

“I’m gonna slap the shit out you” The slap: 😭

I’M POPPIN’ MY SHIT POPPIN’ MY SHIT

I’m on NBA 2k23 for the last hour right... now 1. it’s insane how much more fun this shit is than NBA 2k25 2. i’m nasty asf hold on😭show more

I’m in YouTube reddit slop I’m in the big... leagues now omg Shit jumpscare at the endshow more

Reporter: On Juneteenth, does the president plan to commemorate... the holiday today or make any comment on it? Leavitt: I’m not tracking his signature on a proclamation todayshow more

I’m sorry this the realest shit he’s ever done

I’m on a soul snatching tip type beat type... shit. ✨💕💋show more