The Trump Strait maintenance crew has arrived. 😂🇺🇸

BREAKING : Trump is officially mentally disturbed and defeated... 🔥 🇺🇸 TUESDAY Trump : "The Strait of Hormuz is easy to open, it will take just two mints" 🇺🇸 SUNDAY Trump : "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards" 😂😂 🇮🇷 Iran has made him lose his mindshow more

Trump negotiated for 65 BILLION barrels of Venezuelan oil…... This negotiation is generational. 😂🇺🇸🛢️show more

Introducing the new Donald Ducks 😂🇺🇸

🇺🇸Trump has stated 75 times that he defeated Iran.... 🇺🇸Trump has stated 65 times that Iran is destroyed. 🇺🇸Trump has stated 55 times that the Strait of Hormuz is open. 🇺🇸Trump has stated 45 times that the Iran is not taking tolls 🇺🇸Trump has stated 35 times that the Israel will stop bombing Lebanon Elect a clown, expect a circus.show more

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US blockade... on the Strait of Hormuz has been a "tremendous success."show more

This is HILARIOUS 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump: "We can solve... Strait of Hormuz issue in just two minutes faster than your head could spin."😂 Fun Fact: "USA unable to open Strait of Hormuz from past 135 days 17 hours and 12 minutes." 😂 Also Trump has given Iran another two days to reopen the strait. Pure Clown Show.show more

🚨 LMAO! The Trump White House just posted this... absolute gem: The Strait of Hormuz is now the Trump Strait 🤣🤣 Make it a reality! The US has total control, it's only fitting 🇺🇸show more

BREAKING : Trump has lost his mental balance, he... is now exposing himself 😭 This is peak cinema 🍿 🇺🇸 LAST WEEK Trump –– "It would take me two mints to open the Strait of Hormuz " 🇺🇸 TODAY Trump –– 😂 "I am giving ultimatum of just few days European Countries before they commit actual military forces like warships to open the Strait of Hormuz 🇮🇷 Iran has made him lose his mindshow more

🇺🇸Trump has stated 106 times that he defeated Iran.... 🇺🇸Trump has stated 95 times that Iran is destroyed. 🇺🇸Trump has stated 88 times that a deal is imminent. 🇺🇸Trump has stated 75 times that the Strait of Hormuz is open. Fact: This serial liar has achieved nothing yet. He is just playing with the stock market. Elect a clown, expect a circus.show more

Marco Rubio continues to build the dream meme team. 💪🇺🇸😂

The Strait of Trump, soon, maybe 😂😭😂

🇺🇸Reporter: "When will the Strait of Hormuz be opened?"... 🇺🇸Trump: "It’s open now." 🇺🇸Reporter: "But it has been closed for the past 200 days." 🔥 🇺🇸Trump: "Who told you that?" 🇺🇸Reporter: "There is satellite evidence." 🔥 🇺🇸Trump: "Next question please." American journalists are cooking Trump 👏show more

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says "they have to... open up the Strait of Trump." "I mean the Strait of Hormuz…Sorry."show more

🇺🇸Trump has stated 51 times he blew Iran’s radar.... 🇺🇸Trump has stated 38 times he blew Iran’s Navy. 🇺🇸Trump has stated 36 times he blew Iran’s Army. 🇺🇸Trump has stated 28 times he blew Iran’s missiles. But he still unable to free the Strait of Hormuz from Iran’s control after 150 days. Elect a clown, expect a circus.show more

Trolling passes through generations. TRUMP 2028 and Beyond 💪🇺🇸

🇺🇸Trump: "I can open the Strait of Hormuz in... two minutes." 🇺🇸Trump: "I can destroy all their bridges in less than an hour." 🇺🇸Trump: "I can destroy all their power plants in less than two hours." Fun Fact: He has been unable to open the Strait of Hormuz and win the War for the past 150 days.show more

🔴BREAKING: This is HILARIOUS 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump Yesterday :... "We can solve Strait of Hormuz issue in just two minutes faster than your head could spin".😂 🇺🇸 Trump Today : "Open the damn strait, you madmen—or else I will blow up everything." 🇫🇷Macron was absolutely right about him😂show more

BREAKING🚨: This is HILARIOUS 🔥 🇺🇸 Trump Yesterday :... "We can solve Strait of Hormuz issue in just two minutes faster than your head could spin".😂 🇺🇸 Trump Today : "Open the damn strait, you madmen—or else you will live in hell." 🇫🇷Macron was absolutely right about him😂show more