them : u single ?? me :

How do u call them? #GarnierGameFaceWithCharlotte #olderwoman #genx #single

I'm single, would u date me? ◯ Yes ◯... No ◯ Dependsshow more

I’m #single retweet if u will date me 😏

Them: Why are you single? Me on first dates:

Them: “ Who u voting for ? “ Me:

Q: a gf who keep repeating the same words... vs a gf who keep crying 🐧: i'd rather not to date (both) SJ: no u can't, u should date 1 of them 🐧: *sigh...* uh... *thinks hard* IR: if u dont choose 1, u'll stay single forever 🐧: between 2 of them? I'd rather stay single forever 😂show more

Them: you still stanning Nicki Minaj ?! Me: tf... u thinkshow more

birds, u can't see them but u can hear them

Deport every single one of them!

U single if I want ya 💯🗣️

Is anyone on Insta or X single and needs... to make a New Years resolution? Type "me" and i got u 💌show more

can u do me a favor and just go... absolutely fucking stupid on ur screen0.0 jerk off on my feet, spit on them, lick them and cum on them!!!!show more

Not a single brain cell between them

Them: Stay away from single moms, they ain't good... for you🤞🤞 Single mom:show more

U SEE?...SINGLE MOTHER OF 3✨ Cardi B

Swavie releases his new single “slide 2 u.” park baby.

“marry me taehyung, marry me yoongi” jimin: hi sister... in law nice to meet u 😊 “marry me jungkook” jimin: GET THEM BANNED, WE DONT DO THAT HERE.show more

The Difference Between Me & Them. They Care About... What U Think. Me I Don’t Give A Fuck!! 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💜show more

Not a single serious bone in either of them

Dudes every single time you show them a gun: