They not working like I work. My time is... coming ⏰show more

Italian residents in Lampedusa are losing patience with the... Italian government: "You journalists say they are refugees, false! They are not refugees!" 98% of the fake "refugees" are young men of military age. They are not coming to Europe to become productive members of society. They are not coming to work in factories. They are not coming to become engineers and doctors. It is time for Europe to wake up.show more

Her : my man is at work ,working hard.... Her man working hardshow more

🚨NEW: Joe Manchin: "I was a Democrat all my... life. They better figure out how they lost people like me." "When you quit worrying about the working person, their working conditions — you're worried more about a person that's able-bodied and capable of working that won't work, versus me, who will work — there's something wrong!" BILL MAHER CROWD: *APPLAUDS* Daily Callershow more

Time to work ⏰

Client: I tried everything and my password is still... not working Everything:show more

“they must’ve heard I was coming” is my favorite... line 😭show more

This is how safety management thinks we work like... when they are not around 😂show more

Your Mummy Mommy is coming at ya like Cleopatra!!!... My deepest thanks to 💾Fairbanks_VT💾 for the absolutely stellar work they did on this piece and I can’t wait to integrate this for future hype trains!!!show more

My work is not made in collaboration with other... artists unless i say so. My work is not inspired by artists that i've never heard of.show more

Sometimes people make comments like "Those poor service dogs;... all they do is work. They never get to just be a dog and play." Comments like that are far from true. I have lots of play time, lots of nap time, and lots of time for shenanigans. Us dogs don't view work the way humans do. To us, most of our work is made up of play or games. Like push the button with a paw or nose, retrieve the item, or even odor detection which is basically true or false with your sniffer. A good portion of being service dog is simply being there. We're not working every moment of the day. It's basically a paid on call position. I'm ready anytime she needs me to lend a paw. But I still have time to play with my baby brother, watch my favorite TV shows, go for walks or to the park, have social visits, and do dog sports! What I don't have is long periods of time at home alone. There's actually Chesnyy alone time that's scheduled, like when my brother goes for walks, so that I have some me time and don't develop separation anxiety. Basically I get to go pretty much everywhere with my best friend and I get paid to play games. I think I am super lucky to have this job. But just like humans, us dogs need work life balance too. #ServiceDogs #WorkLifeBalamceshow more

I work hard & play harder🤠 My first time... in California, but I like Texas more.show more

This is what quality flow maps look like... not... even my best workshow more

Losers love to talk about feelings. "Oh, but I... don't feel like training" "Tate, how do you feel like working all the time?" I NEVER feel like working, I NEVER feel like training. And I work and train EVERY DAY regardless. How you feel should have zero bearing on what you do todayshow more

i cannot live with my family anymore. when i... leave this house the next time, i will not be coming back.show more

They say misery loves company but I really like... my alone time.show more