they would’ve called her a witch in any other timeline

Someone told JAY-Z they weren’t able to get tickets... to his show 😂. He would’ve caused a riot if he gave her some in front of them other peopleshow more

Facts 💯 Also, the same glimpse from Rajamouli or... any other South director would’ve been considered a masterpiece. #Ramayanashow more

annie in 2006 saying that she and emily would’ve... found each other in life even if they hadn’t worked together :(show more

They could've named her Sorceress or Mage But they... decided it's WITCHshow more

If Angel or any other player had got the... shit booed out of her like this at the United Center in front of 19,783 fans, a new WNBA All-Star Game attendance record, it would’ve dominated every sports show, every debate show, and Fox News for days. The media would’ve made sure nobody missed it.show more

If she did this in the 70s/80s, she'd be... called a witch and burned at the stakeshow more

Working on an animation project called The Ebony Witch,... it's a cozy epic fantasy film coming out (hopefully) in the fall about a witch in a quest to save magic with the power of friendship and punching a dragon in the face!show more

britney could have told whitney about zack cheating on... her at literally any time other than when she was standing at the altar in front of all her friends & family. send that little orphan witch into the foster care system expeditiously! #Eastendersshow more

oh so there is even more evidence of Helena... being aggressive🥶 In any other season, contestants would’ve been disqualified for a fraction of what she’s done. Meanwhile she's not only is protected, but they’re paving the way for her to win #GrandeFratelloshow more

Because he called for one and they didn’t give... it to him. Cavs would’ve had about 1 second to get a catch and shoot ATO off when he called itshow more

Shea Langeliers was the catcher for 256 pitches in... the first half that were called balls even though they were in the strike zone and yes that's more than any other big league catcher.show more

thinking abt this again and thinking abt how if... this was any other idol, this would’ve been considered a “scandal” because some of their fans can’t take jokes, and the idol would’ve had to apologize to the fansshow more

They couldn’t be more perfect for each other 😭❤️... Tom Holland called Zendaya by her middle name ‘Mareshow more

Trump claims if they would’ve “released the water” in... California, they might’ve not even had a fireshow more

If I’d told anyone these seven would boycott the... Grammys one day, they would’ve called me insane. 😭🤡show more

So this definitely was a nicotine pouch in her... mouth during that fight 💀 Crazy the win would’ve been overturned if they could prove it without a doubtshow more

Judge is such a liability in the field LMFAOOO... any real RF would’ve had Campbell sliding into 3B thereshow more

Magnus to Nepo: If they (FIDE) refuse (to declare... us joint-winners) we'll play short draws until they give up. Idk what it's called in chess but in other sports it's called "match-fixing".show more