things was going on without my knowledge, my dad... just got gripsedshow more

Q: Did Trump call down to the Situation Room... on January 6? WH Situation Room Officer Stiegler: Not to my knowledge Q: Not once? Stiegler: No sir Q: Didn't ask what was going on? Stiegler: Not to my knowledge Q: Didn't ask about how the Vice President was doing? Stiegler: Not to my knowledgeshow more

My dad put anything on the grill. He just... got naked mushrooms on. No plan for them.show more

Go ahead and put that under dumber things I’ve... done in a while. Broke my RTK antenna going over. Thought it was going to get the strobe too, but I just got it under. Dumb.show more

My #clip - Put My Belly On Things! just sold!

🐈 my dad and aunt contacted me today and... kept on boasting that seolie was going around [the birthday] cafesshow more

my dad just texted me and asked what i... would do if i got draftedshow more

rate my glock cerakote my dad got me for... my birthday :Dshow more

U may not know,but I lost my amazing dad,unexpectedly,May... 5. To say it’s devastating,is an understatement.I was scared to be taking over & planting, but I didn’t realize just how prepared dad left me,until I was on my own. It’s going to be tough,not working w/ my best friend every day,but I know he’s happy. #AgTwitter #johndeereshow more

FSD edge case from my Dad for Tesla AI... “I was going 80 mph on FSD and a polythene sheet was airborne and got stuck to my car. FSD mistook it for a solid object and braked really hard. From 80 mph to 24 mph. Luckily the car behind me was far away”show more

I haven’t made it to putting on makeup or... brushing my hair this week, but I did manage to put on a different outfit than my mom uniform! Moms without make up still got it going on RIGHTshow more

Nick Wright just used my tweet on First Things... First. This is my Twitter peak.show more

Alex Freeman was asked what it was like having... Chicago fans on his side, considering his dad played for the Green Bay Packers, and his answer couldn't have been more perfect. 🤣🤣 "I was just telling my dad I hoped none of the Chicago fans were going to kill him today.” 💀show more

just got this video on my timeline💔

Shane McMahon went in for the hug with Vince... McMahon, thinking it was his dad who gave him that pat on the back Shane said, “When I hugged my dad, I got my first pat on the back that night…” Turns out it wasn’t Vince at all… it was Shane’s own son 😭show more