Thoth would throw the float if they could

They would if they could

They would be turning in their graves if they... could witness the world today.show more

The final part of the Water Safety Code is... FLOAT. Make sure that your children know what to do if they fall in the water - spread their arms and legs like a star, float and shout for help. If you see someone else in the water, throw them something that floats and call for help.show more

They would charge us to breathe if they could... figure out where to put the card readershow more

“If they could, Hamas would nuke a US city”

If the wrinkles could speak, they would whisper so... softly, but be so mean. 😏show more

If the Steelers would only throw the ball to... the middle of the field.show more

Senator Lindsey Graham: If Israel wanted to kill all... the Palestinians, they could. Hamas wants to kill all the Israelis — they can’t. Hezbollah would kill everybody in Israel if they could. Nobody in Israel wants to kill everybody in Lebanon.show more

It would be great if they could line their... tractors up about one metre beyond the shorelineshow more

If SecWar and Kristi noem could, they would have... Santa shot downshow more

If Patrick Mahomes Superman throw was caught, it would... have gone down as the best throw of all time! 🔥show more

Woman defends people on EBT: “The people get it... because they f*cking need it and can't f*cking work. If they could they would.”show more

why are they so domestic?! seriously, if they could... merge into one body, they totally would... the level of comfort they have is just next level #ToptapMinleeshow more

Mayor Mamdani told the people of New York if... they saw him they could hit him with a snowball so the NYPD decided to get join in on the fun to and let Residents throw snow balls at their vehicles and then would “Say you missed me” and other things or “Ouch”! 😂😂show more

// Deltarune Chapter 5 Spoilers If they could speak,... this would be my Green voiceclaimshow more

THE THROW THAT CHANGED #NFL HISTORY: If #49ers QB... Jimmy Garoppolo hit the wide-open Emmanuel Sanders in the Super Bowl. San Fran would have had six rings & they would have never drafted Trey Lance. They could’ve drafted Ja’Marr Chase or Micah Parsons.show more

If this were in game cutscene I would probably... throw myself out of the window ....💔show more

i would give him the world if i could