Too chubby so Hooter’s wouldn’t hire me

Client: So why should we hire you? Me:

He slowed down so he wouldn’t be too late,... and it melts your heart. ❤️show more

Too chubby for you?

🐻‍❄️ Alright, keep the head, but let's lengthen the... body, please. 🐳 No, I like the body chubby. 🐻‍❄️ No 🐳 I want it, chubby. l don't like it too skinny. Skinny is not cute! 🐻‍❄️ Please. It's too chubby, Tay! lt's too, chubby! Chubby = Cute for P'Tay 😌show more

⚓️: Katseye never dies 👑: I wouldn’t want any... other girl band than Katseye 🛡️: Yeah 🗝️: Yeah 🐚: Me too 🍒: Me too DO YOU WANT ME TO KMS????show more

Abby is so real bc I too wouldn’t have... cared if he killed someone’s on our first dateshow more

probably too chubby for you

When you're too poor to hire an editor

The Mrs wouldn’t kiss me so I had to... cut my beard 🙃show more

i am too chubby for you? 😅

King Status ⚜️ I know you pasty cucks wouldn’t... be caught dead shirtless and flexing at a pool like me 🤣. Send me money while I laugh at you chubby twink fucks. $thotboygshow more

Chubby boy me Chubby girl she

Lol but like I wouldn’t mind a man to... take care of me too ya know? 🤣🤣🤣#fypshow more

Someone's going to hire my cat, she's getting too smart

🎤: so events can hire TayNew? 🐻‍❄️: yes, can... hire us all. Hire Tay, hire New, hire Tay, hire New, hire TayNew, TayNew, TewNay. Can hire us all 🎤: hire one, hire separately, hire both 🐻‍❄️: hire separately or hire both, can do either ways because we may have schedule conflicts sometimes. But we have the same quality —— TewNay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #เตนิวshow more

- Just hire me.

Would you hire me?

Would you hire me?

would you hire me???

Would you hire me?