Too chubby so Hooter’s wouldn’t hire me

Client: So why should we hire you? Me:

He slowed down so he wouldn’t be too late,... and it melts your heart. ❤️show more

Too chubby for you?

🐻‍❄️ Alright, keep the head, but let's lengthen the... body, please. 🐳 No, I like the body chubby. 🐻‍❄️ No 🐳 I want it, chubby. l don't like it too skinny. Skinny is not cute! 🐻‍❄️ Please. It's too chubby, Tay! lt's too, chubby! Chubby = Cute for P'Tay 😌show more

Abby is so real bc I too wouldn’t have... cared if he killed someone’s on our first dateshow more

⚓️: Katseye never dies 👑: I wouldn’t want any... other girl band than Katseye 🛡️: Yeah 🗝️: Yeah 🐚: Me too 🍒: Me too DO YOU WANT ME TO KMS????show more

The Mrs wouldn’t kiss me so I had to... cut my beard 🙃show more

i am too chubby for you? 😅

King Status ⚜️ I know you pasty cucks wouldn’t... be caught dead shirtless and flexing at a pool like me 🤣. Send me money while I laugh at you chubby twink fucks. $thotboygshow more

Chubby boy me Chubby girl she

Someone's going to hire my cat, she's getting too smart

🎤: so events can hire TayNew? 🐻‍❄️: yes, can... hire us all. Hire Tay, hire New, hire Tay, hire New, hire TayNew, TayNew, TewNay. Can hire us all 🎤: hire one, hire separately, hire both 🐻‍❄️: hire separately or hire both, can do either ways because we may have schedule conflicts sometimes. But we have the same quality —— TewNay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #เตนิวshow more

Lol but like I wouldn’t mind a man to... take care of me too ya know? 🤣🤣🤣#fypshow more

- Just hire me.

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Would you hire me?

please hire me gamefreak

would you hire me?

Would you hire me?

Would you hire me?