Triple H in that creative meeting when TKO told... him “Yeah that’s a solid idea but what if we threw in Jelly Roll and Pat McAfee instead?”show more

.Pat McAfee on interviewing President Donald J. Trump: "It's... Veterans Day. He's the Commander-in-Chief. Obviously, if we have the opportunity to talk to him, we're going to. And he is hilarious." ✅ TRUE!show more

- Cody vs. Randy rivalry turned into Jelly Roll... vs. Pat McAfee. - Punk vs. Roman feud became Punk vs. TKO. - Drew McIntyre is being treated like a jobber in 2026 - LA Knight is getting screwed for another year. - "Demon" Finn vs. Dom without the IC title involved. - Fumbled Chris Jericho's WWE return - Still no Iyo Sky match at WrestleMania. We are just one week away from the biggest show of the year, but there’s still no hype. Hunter, you’re going to f**k up once again!show more

Int: the second best? Ferran: Pedri. We are partners.... Int: but… i think i heard you say in one interview that yeah, he’s your partner, but… you like teasing him. Ferran: Yeah when he messes up we have to tell him, although he does not fail a lot but...show more

“Xavier and MC didn’t fuck in floof attack” but... when Jeremiah’s therapist told him to draw the event that traumatized him, the second image is what he ended up withshow more

Trump finally tried a jelly roll in the Oval... Office. First bite. Long pause. “People really like these things? Really? I don’t think so.” Then he starts laughing… and takes another bite anyway. That second bite is important. Not because the jelly roll suddenly got better, but because America deserved a thorough investigation. After careful consideration, the verdict is officially in: The President of the United States is NOT a jelly roll guy. Not a fan. Not even a little bit.show more

remember how Tom said that he was satisfied with... what they did in doomsday? yeah I’ll stick to that… and if they kill him I’m gonna unstan him /j 😭show more

Marlon received a phone call from a higher-up in... Qatar and was shocked when he told him that Qatar is also his country and to let him know if he needs anything 😳show more

IMAGINE TURNING ESPN ON AND HEARING “NICK SIRIANNI AS... A COACH… THE ONLY THING WE GAINED IN THIS BYE WEEK WAS D*CKHEAD HAIRCUT. FIRE THIS GUY AND FEED HIM TO THE HEROIN ADDICTS IN KENSINGTON.” Weekly addition… PAT MCAFEE HAS DONE WONDERS 💀💀💀show more

(psssst. hey you! yeah you, the creative one over... there) What if we told you Update 5 will give you a brand new way to flex your design chops and add your own personal Touch to the Valley? It's almost like Magic ✨show more

EATSLEEPENDIVE IN US 😭 🐥: when should we do... the next eatsleependive? 🐈‍⬛: should we do the next eatsleependive in america? 🐥: oh, that’s a good idea. since we’ll already be there for the tour 🐈‍⬛: since jake did one in his hometown, can’t we do one in my hometown too? 🐥: seattle? 🐈‍⬛: yeahshow more

West Virginia had a great 2026 recruiting class, but... they let a really special hometown kid slip away. Morgantown’s own JIMMY GREGG is Pat McAfee reincarnated! #1 punter in America and somehow they let him go to Syracuse. This is one #WVU will regret.show more

Never forget when Triple H used a Pakistani accent... repeatedly and makes offensive comments to a poor Asian newsagent in the street, a taxi driver and a Sikh shop owner in New York We will certainly never see segments like this nowadays 💀😭show more

We were told to eat less fat. But what... replaced it? Mostly carbs. Processed, refined, and cheap. The result? A surge in metabolic diseases. If you're not eating fat, you're eating something else. And that something may be making us sick.show more