When bro keeps explaining it’s a bubble thinking I’ll... take some profit (I just went max leverage)show more

i wonder what bro was thinking when a sea... of inflatable little jerries just emergedshow more

“When I shave my head, I’ll immediately send a... photo on bubble. BALDIE KNOW!!!”show more

When a sketchbook art bro just says it’s just... a “sketch”show more

"great design is invisible" when explaining this concept to... non-design minded customers, I often show them this from Linear. it's just a wonderful example of thinkingshow more

when your friend keeps saying “i wish i was... a girl” so you decide to just take matters into your own handsshow more

It’s not a matter of ‘if.’ It’s just a... matter of ‘when’ I’ll get a shiny Hawluchashow more

Dating just turned into a scoreboard. Apps exposing men.... Apps shaming women back. This isn’t romance anymore. It’s leverage. The gender wars just went digital.show more

Ready to burn, just thinking of a clever title.... Drop some ideas in the replies if I pick your title, I’ll send you an edition 🫡show more

Went out to eat with the boys tonight and... when the waitress asked for some ID when I ordered a margarita, this video was all I could think about bro I’m COOKEDshow more

Local cat keeps coming into our garden and I... keep shooing it away thinking it’s our cat’s enemy. But I just caught them hanging together on the wall. I think they’re actually just mates. I didn’t realise cats had mates.show more

so apparently max went live in dutch with a... youtuber so i thought “wow nice, i can translate” but so far it’s just angry dutch shouts and moments of defeat like thisshow more

I’m gonna take a nap and when I wake... up I’ll start posting stuff - 📟show more

When bro pulls his first 7.5/10 weird girl that... liked him first but it’s just a canon event that I gotta let happen:show more

You ever wonder how former Steelers’ teammates greet each... other from across the arena at a WWE event? Apparently it’s not with a smile. Meanwhile, I’m over here thinking, “Bro, I’ll catch you after the show,” would’ve worked just fine. James Harrison 😂😂😂show more

If you’re thinking about taking your kids to a... Kesha concert, maybe rethink that plan. What happened to just singing? I didn’t see Billy Joel doing this when I went to his concert.show more

idk bro,,, i just know jingjing FELT something when... jan went to her neck like that 😭😭 EWB NINTH EP #EnemiesWithBenefitsEP9show more

I know it’s going to take a while to... get really good and ready, but I’ve been thinking about sparring 😜🥊 Husband says: “No sparring for you” 😅 He must be afraid that I’ll punch him 🤣show more

max: “it’s just nice that when you come home... there’s a little girl there for you.” ❤️❤️❤️show more