when he asks why I spend so much time... on Xshow more

Elon Musk: “I only have lil X every other... week, so I try to spend as much time as possible with him."show more

when you spend so much time with someone that... you can imitate them perfectlyshow more

Hyunjin asked me three times why I liked him...... I don't know why he cares about this issue so much.…If he asks the same question again, I have to say it's because I like pabo's teeth…………………（kiddingshow more

When my wife asks me what I did all... day on Xshow more

When my wife asks me why I stayed out... so late with the boys I send her this:show more

When a Fox guest says he used to appear... on CNN, so Greg Gutfeld asks what I smell like... #normalshow more

When my wife asks me why I coach

what happens when you spend too much time around... gay men....show more

why spend your dollar on necessities when instead you... could spend it on thisshow more

when you spend so much time together with someone... you start adopting their mannerism. that’s the “huh?” and “heh?” duo 😭show more

Chance & Lady Luck thingy I spend way to... much time on #forsaken #chance #ladyluck #robloxshow more

why does he look like he has so much... on his mind 😭show more

why does he look like he has so much... on his mind 😭show more

When someone asks me why I make fun of Indians:

why does he have so much social anxiety. i... dont bite broshow more

Y’all I didn’t know Ty Olsson was on our... team this whole time. This made so much sense why he always had great chemistry with his male co-stars. 🤯show more

Me trying to make it rain so I have... an excuse when my dad asks why the lawn isn’t mowedshow more