When Indiana doesn’t know your first play because your... program can’t afford the technology they usually hack.show more

For the first time in program history, the Indiana... Hoosiers will play for the National Championship. #iufbshow more

Marjorie Taylor Greene on the Trump economy: “People can’t... afford health insurance. They can’t afford car insurance. They can’t afford rent. They can’t afford to buy a house.”show more

When you stop program whipping because your horse hung

Dance if Indiana has more national championships than your... football programshow more

you know they’re your bestfriend when they laugh first... and help you later 😂show more

Imagine having to dress like this because your men... can’t control themselves when they see a female’s elbow.show more

ACLU W. Kamau Bell They’re not “incarcerated because they... can’t afford bail” they’re incarcerated because they committed crimes Einstein.show more

That feeling when you win your first NCAA tournament... game in program history #MakeMovesshow more

Try this hack when applying your mascara.

She doesn’t know she can’t eat breakfast because she’s... getting neutered soonshow more

When your mom’s disturbs you with her horrible singing,... but you can’t complain because she’s your treat dealer.show more

❗️ magixx: "You never know when you'll play your... last final".show more

The black sheep is usually the one who clocked... the bullshit first. Your family calls you difficult because you won’t just nod along and play your part. You question the rules they blindly follow, call out what everyone else tiptoes around, and refuse to carry the same dead patterns into another generation. For a while, they’ll have you thinking you’re the problem. Then you grow up and see the whole thing for what it was. The one they pushed aside was usually the one seeing clearer than everybody else. That’s why they say the black sheep of the family usually turns into the GOAT. You didn’t get those eyes for nothing. Your karma isn’t random either. You notice what the herd misses because your path was never meant to look like theirs. There’s a reason you never fit in. Own it.show more

You think your kid can start soccer age 12,... play three sports until 14 then be competitive in high school. They’ll quit because they can’t compete.show more

Pregnancy hack: Can’t sleep? Make sure he doesn’t either 😈💤

When it’s year 2070 and my AI wife tells... me ads because I can’t afford wife premiumshow more