When my future daughter asks me why I named... her straprocha:show more

When my wife asks me why I coach

When my wife asks me why I stayed out... so late with the boys I send her this:show more

When my father-in-law asks me what plans I have... for his daughter:show more

When one of my coworkers asks me why I... barely talk at workshow more

me when my family asks wme why I keep... buying “crypto” if we’re just losing money.show more

When my squad asks me why I rushed a... full team by myself and immediately diedshow more

When someone asks me why I make fun of Indians:

when a person I did something nice for asks... me why I did itshow more

Me trying to make it rain so I have... an excuse when my dad asks why the lawn isn’t mowedshow more

me and my future daughter

Me watching the Chevrolet commercial and struggling to find... words when my wife asks me why I’m cryingshow more

I miss my future daughter 🥹

When my boss asks me what I have been... doing all week.show more

When my wife asks me what I did all... day on Xshow more

When somebody asks me what’s my rashi, I very... demurely say - shit starter!show more

When someone asks why Miley Cyrus is my favourite artist

when he asks why I spend so much time... on Xshow more

POV: me when someone mentions them and asks why... we broke up.show more

My future daughter

When my future daughter is watching ST and tells... me she hopes Will and Mike end up together. I’ll just have to quitshow more