When my manager asks me why I’m always late

When my wife asks me why I stayed out... so late with the boys I send her this:show more

Me watching the Chevrolet commercial and struggling to find... words when my wife asks me why I’m cryingshow more

When my wife asks me why I coach

me when my psychiatrist asks me if i’m ready... to quit smokingshow more

why I’m always late for work ❤️

When your boss asks why you’re late in on... a Fridayshow more

Nobody: Me when my family members asks me when... I’m getting married or bringing a man homeshow more

This always happens when I’m late 😭

When one of my coworkers asks me why I... barely talk at workshow more

When someone asks me what kind of girls I’m... into My type of girlsshow more

why do the worst things always happen when running late

me when my family asks wme why I keep... buying “crypto” if we’re just losing money.show more

When my squad asks me why I rushed a... full team by myself and immediately diedshow more

When someone asks me why I make fun of Indians:

When someone asks why Miley Cyrus is my favourite artist

When I’m trying to cook up a parlay but... my girl asks me “what should we get for dinner tonight?”show more