When my manager asks me why I’m always late

When my wife asks me why I stayed out... so late with the boys I send her this:show more

Me watching the Chevrolet commercial and struggling to find... words when my wife asks me why I’m cryingshow more

When my wife asks me why I coach

this why I’m always late 😂

me when my psychiatrist asks me if i’m ready... to quit smokingshow more

When your boss asks why you’re late in on... a Fridayshow more

This always happens when I’m late 😭

Nobody: Me when my family members asks me when... I’m getting married or bringing a man homeshow more

When one of my coworkers asks me why I... barely talk at workshow more

Being on time is white supremacy. That’s why I’m... always late.show more

why do the worst things always happen when running late

When my squad asks me why I rushed a... full team by myself and immediately diedshow more

When someone asks why Miley Cyrus is my favourite artist

When someone asks me why I make fun of Indians:

When I’m trying to cook up a parlay but... my girl asks me “what should we get for dinner tonight?”show more

Me trying to make it rain so I have... an excuse when my dad asks why the lawn isn’t mowedshow more

When the manager asks you to help the goalkeeper... warm upshow more

POV: me when someone mentions them and asks why... we broke up.show more

What happens when I’m late to my streams 💀🪦