When my wife asks me why I coach

When my wife asks me why I need night... vision goggles I send her this:show more

When my wife asks me why I need night... vision goggles I send her this:show more

When my wife asks me why I stayed out... so late with the boys I send her this:show more

When my wife asks me what I did all... day on Xshow more

Me watching the Chevrolet commercial and struggling to find... words when my wife asks me why I’m cryingshow more

When my future daughter asks me why I named... her straprocha:show more

When one of my coworkers asks me why I... barely talk at workshow more

When my manager asks me why I’m always late

When my squad asks me why I rushed a... full team by myself and immediately diedshow more

When someone asks me why I make fun of Indians:

When I lose my favorite eater and my homie... asks why I can’t forgive & forgetshow more

When I lose my favorite eater and my homie... asks why I can’t forgive & forgetshow more

Wife walks in and asks me why I'm laughing

when a person I did something nice for asks... me why I did itshow more

Me trying to make it rain so I have... an excuse when my dad asks why the lawn isn’t mowedshow more

When my wife asks if we can go to... the range this weekend, I always say… Potassiumshow more

When my boss asks me what I have been... doing all week.show more

When somebody asks me what’s my rashi, I very... demurely say - shit starter!show more

When someone asks why Miley Cyrus is my favourite artist