When the chat asks me to flex

CHAT ASKS TO MAKE OUT WITH ME

When someone asks me to go to the pub

Chat: *Randomly asks me if the food is good*... Me: ''...How does chat know I'm eating??'' My model: 😭show more

when the mechanic asks me to describe what noise... my car is makingshow more

When someone asks me if I'm addicted to trading

When she asks me what I bring to table:

When HR asks me to do a self evaluation

Me when the media asks where all the illegals went

me when my psychiatrist asks me if i’m ready... to quit smokingshow more

Me watching the Chevrolet commercial and struggling to find... words when my wife asks me why I’m cryingshow more

When the cashier at the grocery store asks me... to donate money to some charity, this is my response.show more

me as a carat when someone asks me to... name 5 seventeen membersshow more

This the craziest flex ever to me

me in the universe where the letter R is... pronounced as cl when someone asks me how the USA got to the moon:show more

when he asks me to swallow or lick his... cum 😭show more

Me when a woman asks me what will I... bring in the relationshipshow more

Me when anyone asks me to do a single... thing this week, post Eurovisionshow more

me when someone asks me when 'hurry up tomorrow'... is dropping:show more

Me when someone at work asks me if I... watched the Steelers game tomorrow:show more