When your friend says "he won't bite"

When your friend says "I got you bro" and... he actually meant into the water 😂😭show more

When Your Friend Says Something Normal… But Your Face... Says, “Wait, WHAT?”💀👀show more

When he says he likes your hair shorter

When your best friend says "we should get a... job and quit trading"show more

when you accidentally bite your tongue:

When your girlfriend says "she is just a friend"... and this is how they are togethershow more

When someone says you can have only one bite..🐈🐾🥣😅

When your friend says “but idk tho DYOR” after... shilling you a shitcoin for the last 1.5 hoursshow more

"Does your cat bite?" "No, he seduces."

Does your cat bite?" "No, he seduces."

I said I won't bite. CR: KeeperoftheWolf

eyes go wide when he takes a big bite

When your dad says he wants to talk man... to manshow more

Going out to eat with your broke friend (he's... not getting a single bite) #ffxivshow more

😂📸 “When your friend says, ‘Just one quick pose’…... and suddenly it’s a full-on photoshoot! 🐱🔥”show more

Jay Cinco couldn't believe it when his mom requested... $250 on Apple Pay , says he won't ever give her money because he only makes $50,000 a month 😮show more

I won't bite...Atleast not hard 😺🦁