When your friend says "he won't bite"

When your friend says "I got you bro" and... he actually meant into the water 😂😭show more

When he says he likes your hair shorter

when you accidentally bite your tongue:

When your girlfriend says "she is just a friend"... and this is how they are togethershow more

When he says let me be your tutor 🤭

When your breeder says "He won't grow too big"... This Labradoodle went from tiny puppy to absolute UNIT at 125lbs... who else got surprised by their "small" dog's grown-up? 🙋‍♂️show more

When your boy in the other room getting some... 🐱 and you stuck with her friend who got a boyfriend & won't cheatshow more

When your playing partner says he has a gap. 😂

When someone says you can have only one bite..🐈🐾🥣😅

When your friend says “but idk tho DYOR” after... shilling you a shitcoin for the last 1.5 hoursshow more

"Does your cat bite?" "No, he seduces."

Does your cat bite?" "No, he seduces."

When your dad says he wants to talk man... to manshow more

eyes go wide when he takes a big bite

Going out to eat with your broke friend (he's... not getting a single bite) #ffxivshow more

When you offer your friend a slice of pizza... and he takes the biggest sliceshow more

when EA Sports CFB 25 drops and your friend... says he’s booting up Ultimate Team first instead of Dynasty modeshow more

When she casually says something that confirms she won't... be my wifeshow more

when she casually says something that confirms she won't... be my wifeshow more

When she casually says something that confirms she won't... be my wifeshow more