When you’re as solid as a brick wall, shaving... your back is basically an impossible mission without a partner. At this rate, you might as well call a friend for a quick shave session.show more

Now this is what you call a real horse... walk. She might as well go completely unhingedshow more

This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment... when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10show more

At this point you might as well give him... a slice!show more

after so many encounters, this might be happened to... you as a couple, the inner wall need time to heal and you need to adhere a new perspective as a couple. "LOOSE IS BEAUTY", especially when your loves one become a cum dumpster for multiple men.....show more

If you’re going to be a loser, you might... as well be a useful one!! Sendshow more

at this point if you’re not raising your voice... for Imran Khan’s release, you might as well go give a high five to Epstein & his gang of child rapists.show more

This is an impossible mission for a man

If you’re going to get a puncture, might as... well do a good job 🤦‍♂️show more

THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION FOR A MAN 😅

Christian McCaffrey is already better known as a 49er... than a Panther Marshall Faulk is better known as a Ram than 5 years as a Colt At this rate, Saquon Barkley is going to become a legend in Philadelphia and better remembered as an Eagle than a Giantshow more

Godzilla VS Kong in Fortnite might as well be... a movie at this point 🤷‍♂️show more

“If you are a kid who is confused about... your gender, check out your birth certificate. It will tell you what you are. Try to embrace is as long as long as you can while you’re a kid because you may really like yourself when you’re an adult.” - Gays Against Groomers New York chapter leader MAGAY 🇮🇱🇺🇸 #SaveTheTomboysshow more

You’re telling me there’s a game where I can... travel back to medieval England… As a fucking modern day soldier. With a gun. Then roll into a battle driving an automobile carrying an AK-47 and quite literally mow down knights? Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. When can I play this masterpiece? Game: Kingmakersshow more

Getting a baseball at a game is awesome but... right as your friend returns from the beer run might be the peak of baseball fandom 😂show more

this is basically my vocal stim as a cinephile

I no fit rate you as a guy if... you never do this thing before at a party 😂show more