Why think about life when you can have donuts?

life when you stop giving a fck about what... others thinkshow more

Why take a slice when you can eat for... life 🤫🤐show more

Why choose… when you can have them both? 🍫🍬

“i know real life must be tough, but if... you can think of me every now and then when you have time, i’d really be grateful” oh hoshi you have no idea how much we think of you 🥹😭💔show more

Why have a girlfriend when you can date My... feet insteadshow more

Why have survival instincts when you can just get... belly rubsshow more

When the nut so good you actually shed tears....... and think about your life afterwards 🫠show more

Why keep one rolled, when you can have two? ⛽️🚀🍃

🐶 when you upload bed selcas.. 🦁 when you... upload bed selcas.. do you think about it beforehand or not? 🥀 ah... ah 🥀 i don’t really think about it... i already have so many in my photo gallery 🥀 i can show them everyday 😭😭😭show more

When you can have a service-oriented man, why would... you want any other kind?show more

Why settle for a teaser when you can have... the full experience?😈show more

"Y'all upset about not getting SNAP/Food Stamps?" "How do... you think us folks feel about the grocery price when we have to actually pay for our groceries?" "Why do you think our nails ain't done, toes ain't done?" "We have to actually make sacrifices." "Welcome to reality people!" BASED!show more

why does she have to ask karina if she... can send the fan a kiss?? much to think about 🤔show more

why get married and have kids in your 20s... when you can do thisshow more

Arteta when asked about his yellow card : “You... can always get better in life innit” 😭show more

When your boss looks cute and all you can... think about is tickling his sheer socksshow more

You don't have to think about it too much.... You can just kind of do your craft, make your money, store it in bitcoin, and enjoy your life because you don't have to overthink this thing. They're gonna print. They have to print. Preston Pyshshow more

just when you think life is running smoothly!

The real issue is when people think their beliefs... should dictate everyone else's life, that's when we have a problem. It's about freedom and respecting others' boundaries.show more

Threadguy explains why securing 10 BTC is the ultimate... make-it-play “If you can get to 10 BTC and you protect it with your life, you probably don’t have to worry about much else indefinitely”show more