Ya the breakup with my girlfriend has been devastating.... But you know what else was devastating? Cam Wake and Ndamukong Suh sandwiching Bryce Petty. Hell yeah brother!show more

Where you been, Homer? Entire steel industry's gay. Yeah,... aerospace too and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway...show more

Lately, my activities have been totally wrong and my... husband has been spying on me with his hidden camera..yeah, now I'm caught red-handed with him & he's letting my in-laws know what a dirty wife I am. ...show more

JB: Man this team sucks JA: Do you know... what I would do with Chase and Higgins? JB: Yeah I know bro but you’re so much more talented than me. Remember my Super Bowl run was lead by the defense JA: Sorry broshow more

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON 😭 Someone on... TikTok is making shirts with my art??? What 😭 IAND IT HAS ALMOST 100K? On MY WORK I don’t even mind the use, but they could’ve asked and at the very least tagged me bro what the hell I messages but got no response idk what to do/feelshow more

Today has the premier league, el Classico and a... prime time UK ufc card but do you know what else it has? Something that dwarfs the other three combined? The return of sidemen among us chaos mode.show more

Anyone who has played baseball has been Jordan Walker... here. You take a called third strike that you know was a strike but you’re embarrassed so you pretend it was a ball and blame the ump. 😅🤣show more

Yeah I know the #SuperBowlLX was the big thing... yesterday.. but since I don’t really get the game, I dipped to my friends to have some… other kind of fun.. Who would’ve been down to roll with me?show more

I don't know what Matthew Golden's draft stock was... before coming to Texas but with the season he had and then you go out and run 4.30u...my gawd Golden has earned millions of dollars after transferring to UT #HookEm | #Texasshow more

🗣️ Ola Aina on the handball claims: “I felt... a little nudge, it touched me but hands are by my side, you know what I’m saying? Yeah man, I think it was the right call.” ❌show more

Here’s what they don’t tell you: Göbekli Tepe was... built after the Younger Dryas collapse by the survivors as a knowledge capsule about timekeeping, religion, and the cyclical event. Since then, civilization has been reset six times, three of which were more devastating because they included geomagnetic excursions. The sites were buried to preserve the knowledge, which is why we find the same symbolism in Ancient Egypt, Sumer, and the Indus Valley 6,000 years after it was built.show more

Deepdas Gupta 🗣️: "Yeah just seem like he was... in two minds, he really didn't know what to do and how to go about building that innings, because that was the way he has been playing in the last 2 games its like the Old Rohit Sharma".show more

"Who has been your [closest] teammate in the World... Cup? Because to everyone, Pedri is, I don’t know, almost like your brother, right? You two have a relationship... but of course, the World Cup has left us with that image that is Marcos Llorente. Who is that one teammate who has given you...?" 🗣️Ferran: Well, I mean, in the end Pedri is like… someone deeply close to me, you know? At the end of the day, he and I have been through a lot together.show more

My second album Paradise Now! IS OUT NOW! These... words feel immense, bigger than me! And I can’t say what it means from here, but what I do know is it that was made from the heart, a true snap shot where my head has been over the last couple years.show more

About 7 years ago: “My brother here… Yayi… by... the power of God, you’re the next governor of Ogun state. I know some people in Ogun state will be upset with what I’ve just said but people know I speak my mind and that’s it”.show more

Levin: For those of you obsessed with the Epstein... case, you are the ones distracting us from the Obama Hilary case. I do not know what your endgame is but I know what my endgame is here and that is justiceshow more

I know that the west has been saved and... all that, but my favourite part of this trip has been hanging out with ⁦Fr Calvin Robinson ©️®️⁩ I’m so looking forward to starring alongside him in the bromantic comedy Fox&Father. Think “Conclave” but less trans.show more