You can crack me up anytime 😇

You can call anytime 😇

you can ruin me anytime, cynthia.

Riddle me this… can you crack it?

😇: We always finish late these days 🍒: Yes... 😇: We sleep together, right? 🍒 :Yes 😇: We struggle to wake up in the morning, right? 🍒: Yes 😇: But you always wake me up and tell me to hurry and wake the kids up. You can just wake them up yourself !show more

Can you help me?😇

"Most people call me Robbie but you can call... me anytime" - 🐐show more

"Most people call me Robbie but you can call... me anytime" - 🐐😂show more

Anytime you hit me up I was never not there

Can you help stretch me out? 😉😇

You can be full of me too 😇

Can you crack this ??

She can touch me anytime

Can you give me everything I want, or no? 😇

You can join anytime 👍

would you judge me for taking up 2 seats? 😇

these crack me up every time

🍒 at what time did you wake up? 😇... 8am 🍒 Me too 😇Right… LIKE WHAT DO YOU GUYS MEANshow more

I like it when you look me up &... down 😇show more

These cow piss drinkers crack me up