You can’t be me i’m a rockstar 😜

A rockstar on TV and now a Rockstar on... stage with Nickelback What can’t Paul Bissonnette do?show more

You should be a little scared to let me... on top because… I’m gonna do this 😳👇🏻 You gave me that look, so I know you’re all in! 😜show more

Whether you love me, hate me, or judge me,... I’m still unapologetically me. 💁‍♀️ I’m just fabulous 😜show more

«I’m blind, but you can’t fool me, hooman»

I’m Not AI; You Can’t Recreate Me 🤭

sometimes a “look at me” is not just a... simple “look at me”. it’s a “i love you” it’s a “sorry i pushed you away, but i’m here now” it’s a “i’ll always be here now, if you let me” it’s a “please don’t be sad, i can’t bear seeing you sad”show more

You can’t bu11y me because I’m supporting President Tinubu.... Ko possible. Support your candidate and let me support mine. Ko ju be lo.show more

Some will say I’m a tease… I say I’m... just being me 😜show more

unfortunately you can’t overestimate or underestimate me. i’m both... smarter and dumber than you thinkshow more

He can’t leave me unattended 😜

“Tomorrow I’m doing 9/11” is such a cool thing... to say. You can’t even be mad about it. It’s perfect.show more

I’m sorry but this swaying animation pisses me off... I can’t be the only one #disventurecampshow more

🐧 why can’t i be with her? 🐈‍⬛ why... do you even like her? 🐥 (because she looks like you) 🐧 you want me to say that? (😆) i’m crying 😭show more

Imagine getting a video response from me, I’m so hot😜

🇫🇷 #ParisNice You can’t find a better 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 than... Jonas. 🤩😜show more

If I’m working on a Sunday you should be... proving me with treats.show more

Milk: okay, there must be a hashtag like this... #.MilkTayTawan. P’Tay, I’m sorry that I can’t let your name come first. I’m begging you. I’m begging. 😂😂😂😂😂😂show more

Lord if she can’t be with me , let... her be with youshow more