You could not script a better metaphor for this weekend.

You could not design a better league for 38... if you triedshow more

How does this shit just happen to him like... truly you could not script thisshow more

This is a metaphor for life. Do you understand it?

Caption question: What metaphor does this bring up for you?

Mead to Miedema for her first touch on the... ball. A natural goalscorer finds the net in her final Arsenal game. You could not script it.show more

This is a metaphor for being shot down

you could never script this shit im crying😭😭😭

This is a metaphor for Welsh rugby right now.

This squirrel is a metaphor for the last 5 years.

This clip from 1958 is a metaphor for my life

"Have you noticed a change in demographics for the... people who live here" "No... it has not changed" Says it with a straight face as two women in burqas walk past. You couldn’t script it better.show more

Could They Not Find A Better Location???

This ended up a lot better for her than... it could haveshow more

Tyreek Hill to kicker Jason Sanders: “You better not... miss a kick this year.” Jason Sanders: “You better not drop a ball this year.” ☠️ (h/t: FinsXtra)show more

A cruel metaphor for life

A cruel metaphor for life

1,000 points. Game winner. Couldn't write a better script... for Tyrin Lawrence ⚓️⬇️show more