You seriously have a staring issue don't you anon?✨

are you seriously staring at my feet again?

Wife: "You don't take anything seriously" Me:

Walking past a cabana and this is what you... see 🦶🏻🧚🏻✨ Are you staring? 🫣show more

Forgive us if we don't take you seriously.

"You ✨will✨ wish me a happy birthday..." 😂🥳 But... seriously though, don't stare for too long, don't listen to the ticking too closely - you might end up slipping away until next year, and I can't promise I'll bring you back around before my next birthday! 😜show more

YOU DON'T HAVE A UTERUS! You Sure?

You don't have to be half naked btw😍✨❤

Don't give up as long as you have hope... ✨ The Dark Magician Girl is here to cast a spell on you!show more

Trump on Iran: They call it a military operation... because that way, you don't have a war, you don't have legal problemsshow more

When you don't have a lover.

You don't have a swing problem. You have 5... different swings... which one costs you the most?show more

Don't move! You don't have to be such a gentleman!!!

I don't see any issue with what he's wearing,... do you?show more

Announcing the death of the +1 🪦 Pin a... comment in a long GitHub Issue so you can give the people what they want... and you don't have to watch your collaborators miss the key info. 👇show more

A little heel, a little sole just enough to... keep you staring 👣✨ #FootTease #Soles #FootFetish #SoftFeet #FeetPicsshow more