#hignfy

Ian Hislop repeatedly slams Michael Gove on Have I Got News For You #HIGNFY "I mean, you were sacked and then dismissed, you almost came back. I mean there are cockroaches I know who are in we of your ability" "Cameron said you have one overriding quality, that is disloyalty" "I prefer to be talking about levelling up" "Can I just say at this point, I've always liked experts" "A turbulent week, what we've seen is a large number of Cabinet members stabbing each other in the back in the hope of becoming leader. Michael" "In the old days you used to get into trouble with emails, didn't you Michael"
Farrukh705,570 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

#HIGNFY starts with a 'non-binary' telling a trans activist who publicly wished Kemi Badenoch was dead that he's her hero, 40 seconds is spent on the main story of the week (and it's entirely about Reform), & JK Rowling, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, Trump & Elon Musk are all mocked
ripx4nutmeg398,968 просмотров • 1 месяц назад

#HIGNFY on Trump's illegal attack on Iran Ian Hislop, "Trump literally thought the way to stop wars is to start them, and historically, that hasn't proved to be true" Armando Iannucci, "No" Ian Hislop, "He claimed that all of America's war aims have been fulfilled. It's impossible because they didn't have any" Armando Iannucci, "And he said that he didn't start it, they started it, and what he did was pre start it, because he knew they were going to start it" Ian Hislop, "And he is having negotiations with people who aren't imaginary" Armando Iannucci, "That's true" Ian Hislop, "Trump is not a fantasist who imagines that the voices in his head are the opposition in Iran negotiating. That's not his modus operandi" Paul Merton, "No because he's a malignant narcissist" Armando Iannucci, "He's the only person I know who negotiates with himself and comes out with a worse deal"
Farrukh510,672 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

#HIGNFY discuss The Greens's Hannah Spencer complaining of the drinking culture in Parliament Ava Santina, "I went down to that room where they drink in on Monday. There was a lot of: why are you snitching" "I didn't say it, I just filmed it" "One of the best things that was said to me was: she's such a b*itch, this is the only time I get away from my children" "Which was amazing to me because all of the sort of robust things defence that MPs made, we just have a beer here or there, we normally have coke" Ian Hislop, "Now the story is getting interesting" Paul Merton, "Is that why they say the nos(e) have it"
Farrukh323,182 просмотров • 2 месяцев назад

British comedians mock President Trump's Easter message on #HIGNFY Chris McCausland, "Has there ever been a bigger u-turn than we're going to liberate the people of Iran from an oppressive regime, to, we're going to obliterate an entire civilisation" Ian Hislop, "On Easter day Trump compared himself to Jesus, and then let other people suggest he was the messiah" Chris McCausland, "How did he compare himself to Jesus?" Paul Merton, "Similar height" Ian Hislop, "Trump said they call Jesus a king, they call me a king. Well that's a nice Easter message" Paul Merton, "Perhaps we can keep the parallel going and crucify him"
Farrukh394,295 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

Richard Ayoade, "Who else has been accused of being pro Russian?" #HIGNFY Ian Hislop, "The former leader of Reform UK in Wales, given 10.5 years" Richard Ayoade, "He was convicted and sent to prison for taking Russian bribes" "What else has come to haunt Nigel Farage?' Paul Merton, "His alleged racist school days at Dulwich College" Richard Ayoade, "Farage denies the accusations of antisemitism and told the BBC: I have never directly racially abused anybody" "Directly is doing a lot of heavy lifting there"
Farrukh831,975 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

Jason Manford, "What do you think will happen to Rachel Reeves?" #HIGNFY Louise Haigh, "She made a mistake, she's been exonerated, the Prime Minister was absolutely right to accept her apology" Ian Hislop, "People who make mistakes should be exonerated?" Louise Haigh, "Well the Prime Minister was equally magnanimous with me, that's why I'm delighted to still be serving as transport secretary" Ian Hislop, "It wasn't a mistake really, it was a conviction for fraud" Louise Haigh, "It was. It was obviously humiliating, embarrassing" Ian Hislop, "Is the word wrong going to come up?" Louise Haigh, "It was wrong, I made a mistake, I hold my hands up, I got my conditional discharge" Ian Hislop, "Did Keir Starmer know?" Louise Haigh, "He did, I told him about it" Ian Hislop, "So when he said further information has come to light and fired you, he was lying?" Louise Haigh, "Well he never told me what the further information was"
Farrukh843,111 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад

Nish Kumar, "I think Shabana Mahmood's plan is insane" #HIGNFY "All we ever talk about in this country is immigration" "Meanwhile we have people paying too much on bills, a climate crisis, I think we now have to reframe everything through the prism of immigration" "Three of the big five energy companies are owned by foreign owners, so that's asylum heaters" "And instead of the climate crisis, we're going to call it climate immigration, and say hot foreign weather is coming over here ruining our country" "Some of it is sharia weather" "That's the only way we're going to get anything done in this country"
Farrukh738,053 просмотров • 7 месяцев назад

Comedians on the BBC's Have I Got News For You Spend 4 minutes mocking President Trump For posting an image of himself as Jesus #HIGNFY
Farrukh237,981 просмотров • 3 месяцев назад

Ian Hislop, "Paula Vennells cried 4 times for herself.. It was a really disgraceful performance" #HIGNFY "She said things like: I didn't know they were prosecuting these people when I took over.. That isn't true, it's all lies" Ruth Davidson, "I also don't understand how you can take over an organisation where after a new computer system comes in 1 in 12 people had got their hands in the till" Richard Osman, "But you work for the Tory party" Ian Hislop, "If, what is happening is that the money you've claimed they have stolen is returned to the Post Office, and you take it out as a bonus, which they did, that's straight forward theft" Phil Wang, "What did Vennells admit was a personal failure?" Ian Hislop, "She said he was too trusting.. That's the Prince Andrew defence.. I was too noble" Richard Osman, "I can't sweat" Paul Merton, "I use all my inner water for tears.. And her tears reached No 10 Downing Street"
Farrukh1,811,669 просмотров • 2 лет назад

Ian Hislop tears Andrea Jenkyns a new a-hole. #HIGNFY
Richard Scribbles1,475,664 просмотров • 1 год назад

Prof Hannah Fry, "Where does Rishi Sunak like to go for breakfast... Wetherspoons" #HIGNFY Ian Hislop, "Oh he doesn't" Prof Hannah Fry, "He says: We have one at home in Northallerton. I think I still have the app on my phone.. Which is interesting, because, the Wetherspoons app stayed on his phone but not the WhatsApp"
Farrukh1,704,525 просмотров • 2 лет назад