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Where my eldest daughters at? 🙋🏻♀️😅 #eldestdaughter #momhumor #millennial #oldestdaughter #millennialmom
Johanna Riehm2,200,000 Aufrufe • vor 8 Monaten
She isn’t a regular ghost. She’s a millennial ghost 💁🏻♀️ She didn’t choose the haunt life. The housing market chose it for her…AND she’s still waiting for someone to say WAZZZUP back 😜 #millennial #millennials #millennialhumor #millennialmemes #millennialmom
Lauren Agans86,600 Aufrufe • vor 28 Tagen
I don't understand the side tuck. And the headband was ours first. #millennialmom #genalpha
bri.dietz223,800 Aufrufe • vor 3 Monaten
It is so important for men to be involved in the early days of caring for their newborn babies. It is so important for men to help care for their partner after they’ve given birth. However, when men do this, they get a participation trophy even when they’re not doing the book of the work. When women do this work if they were to list out these stats they would be told so you signed up for this, so what? This is your job. The double standards are wild and the math just doesn’t add up. #newmom #newdad #newborn #newparents #csectionmom #millennialmom #motherhood
Paige1,400,000 Aufrufe • vor 2 Jahren
🚨 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO EAT AGAIN! 🚨 Another day, another dinner these ungrateful little freeloaders expect me to pull out of my perimenopausal ass. 🙄 Tonight we’re making Asian lettuce wraps. Except one of my offspring has a personal vendetta against lettuce, or as he calls it, lay-tu-chay. So naturally, I’m running a fucking restaurant with multiple menu options. 🤦♀️ We’ve got ground turkey, a whole lot of attitude, some questionable substitutions, and a woman whose last remaining nerve is hanging on by a wonton chip. Is it dinner? Is it a mental breakdown with soy sauce? YES. Welcome back to my kitchen, where the food is homemade and the chef is one minor inconvenience away from walking into the woods. 🍷😂 #TheseMotherfuckersWantToEatAgain #PerimenopauseHumor #UnhingedMom #MillennialMom #MomLifeUnfiltered
Margs on the Daily12,000 Aufrufe • vor 5 Tagen
