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🚨 THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO EAT AGAIN! 🚨 Another day, another dinner these ungrateful little freeloaders expect me to pull out of my perimenopausal ass. 🙄 Tonight we’re making Asian lettuce wraps. Except one of my offspring has a personal vendetta against lettuce, or as he calls it, lay-tu-chay. So naturally, I’m running a fucking restaurant with multiple menu options. 🤦♀️ We’ve got ground turkey, a whole lot of attitude, some questionable substitutions, and a woman whose last remaining nerve is hanging on by a wonton chip. Is it dinner? Is it a mental breakdown with soy sauce? YES. Welcome back to my kitchen, where the food is homemade and the chef is one minor inconvenience away from walking into the woods. 🍷😂 #TheseMotherfuckersWantToEatAgain #PerimenopauseHumor #UnhingedMom #MillennialMom #MomLifeUnfiltered
Margs on the Daily12,000 次观看 • 5 天前
This is part 1 of what’s looking like a 3 part series. I was a pre-teen and teenager during the 2000’s and these movies were such a huge part of my life growing up! It’s a little embarrassing how many times I watched Rat Race and can still quote that whole movie 🤣 Here’s the movie playlist in order for those that want it: Talledega Nights, Bring it On, Mean Girls, Napolean Dynamite, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, Wedding Crashers, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Anchorman, Rush Hour 2, Miss Congeniality, Superbad, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Rat Race, Shrek, and Legally Blonde #moviequotes #moviequote #millennial #millennialsoftiktok #millennials #millennialmom #millenialparents #millenialparenting #90skids #80skid #2000s #2000sthrowback #2000snostalgia #2000smovies
CatPray Crafts767,800 次观看 • 2 年前
This is a super easy weeknight meal! Only one pan! Sausage Orzo Bake 1 lb orzo 12 oz cooked chicken sausage (sliced) 2 cups cherry tomatoes 1 cup spinach 1 container Boursin cheese 2 cups chicken broth 2 tsp garlic (minced) Salt & pepper Red pepper flakes ⸻ 1. Preheat oven to 375°F. 2. Dump everything into a baking dish and mix. 3. Pour broth over everything and season. 5. Bake for about 35-40 minutes, or until orzo is tender. 6. Stir it all together until creamy and serve. #easyrecipe #easydinner #dinnerideas#onepotmeals #millennialmom
Trina Wesson191,200 次观看 • 6 个月前
