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Oh, My Dear The Nobel Prize Committee, how could we possibly delay any longer? Kindly please give #NobelPeacePrize to #DonaldTrump Donald J. Trump for his massive and huge following achievements (also watch below attached 4clips & thread) : 👇 1. In this glittering age of "stable geniuses" and midnight tweets, I implore you, nay, demand you to rush, sprint, teleport if necessary, and slap that Nobel Peace Prize right onto the spray-tanned lapel of Megalomaniac Dictator Donald J. Trump. Because, truly, who else has so brilliantly redefined "peace" as a chaotic blend of invasions, kidnappings, bombings, shady deals, economic bullying, and playground taunts? It's not warmongering; it's "winning" on a global scale! Let's unpack his "noble" feats, shall we? They're like a greatest hits album of international blunders, remixed for maximum sarcasm. 2. Starting strong with the Venezuela extravaganza: Invading a sovereign nation? Chef's kiss! Swooping in like a discount conquistador to "secure" their oil while forcing them to buy only American widgets with their own cash, pure "art of the deal" magic. And kidnapping the Venezuelan President? Inspired! Why bother with boring old diplomacy when you can turn world leaders into pawns in your personal game of thrones? It's not abduction; it's just "relocating talent" to Mar-a-Lago for some unsolicited advice. 3. Then there's the Iran bombing bonanza,spectacular! Dropping explosives faster than you can say "fake news" because, apparently, peace means preemptively turning tensions into craters. Evidence? Who needs it when you've got "gut feelings" and Fox News? It's the kind of "tough stance" that leaves the world wondering if the Nobel is for Peace or Pyrotechnics. 4. Oh, but the crooked, mysterious deals with terrorist-hotbed havens like Pakistan, Syria, and Qatar? Masterclass in grift! Twisting alliances into family business opportunities, maybe a Trump-branded resort amid the ruins, or exclusive licensing for golden toilets in bunkers? These aren't shadowy pacts benefiting the Trump empire at the expense of global security; they're "smart business" that keeps the world safe... for profit margins. Who knew "peace" could fund so many golf courses? 5. And let's not forget the bullying of India with those "stupid tariffs",brilliant! Slapping on trade barriers that sound tough but, plot twist, get paid by American consumers in the end. It's like robbing Peter to pay Paul, except Peter's your own voters and Paul's your ego. "America First," indeed first in line for higher prices on everything from motorcycles to mangoes. What a way to "protect" the economy: by making your citizens foot the bill for your vendettas. 6. Finally, the cherry on this clown sundae: speaking like a cheap joker, making childish fun of PM Narendra Modi. Priceless! Mimicking accents, tossing out nicknames like a third-grader on recess, because nothing screams "statesman" like turning international summits into stand-up comedy roasts. "Namaste" meets "you're fired," all while pretending it's "just locker room talk." How "presidential" to belittle a leader of 1.4 billion people; it's not immaturity, it's "straight talk" from the man who can't spell "covfefe." 7. Nobel Committee, act now! This titan of turmoil has earned his prize through sheer audacity. Ignore the naysayers calling it authoritarianism, recklessness, or just plain idiocy, they're all "haters and losers." Award him before he "makes peace great again" by turning the ceremony into a pay-per-view rally. The world is "tremendously" grateful... or at least entertained by the Trump childish and stupid circus. #NobelForTrump #PeaceThroughChaos #NobelPrize
KailashGWagh 🇮🇳179,913 просмотров • 5 месяцев назад
Jørgen Watne Frydnes, Chair of the Norwegian Nobel Committee at the #NobelPeacePrize Ceremony today, 10 December. «Your power is not permanent. Your violence will not prevail over people who rise and resist. Mr. Maduro, accept the election results and step down.» As Ana Corina Sosa accepted the Nobel Peace Prize on behalf of her mother, Maria Corina Machado, people gathered outside the Nobel Peace Center in Oslo to watch the ceremony and celebrate together. The Nobel Prize María Corina Machado
Nobel Peace Center198,040 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад
For the first time, the Nobel Peace Center invited everyone in Oslo to join the #NobelPeacePrize Celebrations on 10 December, from an outdoor stage at City Hall Square! 10 December kicked off with the Children’s Peace Prize celebration, where young performers put on an incredible show for their special guests, including Ana Corina Sosa Machado, Crown Princess Mette Marit, and Princess Ingrid Alexandra. Throughout the day, crowds gathered to watch the Nobel Peace Prize Ceremony, right across from Oslo City Hall where it all took place. The stage later came alive with mini-lectures, music, and inspiring speeches, before the festivities wrapped up with the traditional torchlight procession🕊️ Thank you all for making this day – and this week – so memorable! María Corina Machado Ana Corina Sosa
Nobel Peace Center160,081 просмотров • 6 месяцев назад
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日本原水協（公式）401,820 просмотров • 1 год назад
🚨 BREAKING The Nobel Peace Prize for 2025 goes to a woman who represents the opposite of the election denying Donald J Trump, but someone who has fought for free and fair elections against authoritarianism. Congratulations Maria Corina Machado, Venezuela. #NobelPeacePrize
🪴Laurie186,873 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад
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He asked if i can let his friend hit 🥰 #NobelPeacePrize #WorldCup2026 #Beckysangels #Bafana Nigeria #kripto #baddie Foster Rwanda Zimbabwe
Dudu157,247 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад
Palki Sharma is brutal, she literally grilled US President Donald Trump ! #NobelPeacePrize
Kanwaljit Arora139,066 просмотров • 8 месяцев назад
