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“It’s my birthday in 3 months”

I was in the middle of a phonics session with Reception when one little boy piped up, I’ve got trains at my house. 😂

🤣🤣I did a Q&A at a school visit and a little boy put up his hand. His question was: 'I had pineapple for breakfast'

Or if you mention the number 4 or 5 and you get loads of shouting “I’m 4!’ “I’m 5!”

I covered in Yr 1 yesterday, I'm always blown away by the hands up. In Y6 you can say, 'put your hand down if it can wait' and that's that. In Y1 - nothing can wait, they need to tell you their dogs name right now. They are brilliant 😍

Or “skibbidy”, “sigma” every few minutes.

I have never heard either of these things in my life

“Miss your hair smells really nice today,” as I’m explaining History for the 1049492939593th time 🙃

I get stuff like this even from Year 7! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Or interrupted by the Head and deputy doing an unannounced observation followed half an hr later by the Maths lead. Yeah. That. In week 2. 🙄